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Robeson: 220 yards ~"
Linehan: for short."
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"When they speak of tbc "220," do they mean "~o, they mean 330 yards, but they say "220"
You may talk of your royal blood and all, but V. E. S. · can keep her place, even in the nobility. We have King Forsythe, William, Duke of Charlottesville, Baron Howard, Royal Smithey, and last, but by no means least, Lord Ches·
terfield and Prince Albert.--
Polky: ":\h. Tucker, don't you think 'D~nwiddy' would
make better time if he ran faster ?"
Polky: "Gamble stuck me today and I didn't do a thing." Brightbill: "\\hat for~"
Polky: "Loafing."
Randy: "Ain't Nature magnificent!"
Hitchy: "How come~" .
Randy: "She gives us all of our faces, but she lets us p1ck our own teeth."
Mr. :Mattficld tells us that they now have a kind of candy with yeast in it. There is no telling what these bootleggers will do. Soon it will be home-brew gum drops.
"Tish": "Don't invite her to the dance. Someone heard her knocking the school."
Wilkins: "What did she say~"
Rollins (breaking in): "I know. She said Minor came
here."