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"Young man," said the girl's father, "I happened to see you kissing my daughter last night. :hlay 1 inquire your in· tentions, sir ~"
"Why certainly, sir," replied the cheeky young fellow. "I intend to do it every chance I geL"
FAT GIRL'S SOLILOQUY
She gazed at a weeping willow "Oh, what a foolish tree!
I'm sm-e I wouldn't weep if 1 ·were willowy," quoth she.
Y. E. S. AT MEALS
I
Please pass the bread, I loudly said, And shoot the zip down here;
Let's have a "spud,"
Ole sleepy "Dud,"
Or I shall die, I fear.
II
I want some sky-juice, here you goose, To wash this horse steak down;
Fish out the fruit,
You dirty brute,
01· we'll send you back to town. III
Deck on the bread, my old friend, Ted, Doggone your rusty hide;
And don't forget,
I'll starve here yet,
With you here by my side.