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Here lie:-~ 1>ittty- fh·e feet tall
They :-:a.' that l1c wns big, tho' small.
Hen' nrc tlw a:-;hc;; of Holcombe Crockett. He tt•;;tc1l tltc ~Ircngth of an electric snckctt.
He11eath hcrt' lie:; l"nclc l\Iatty, Hy ~radin~ papct·s Lc went batty.
Au He"oir Rench, sumamed Grogan,
" l l i t c h y o m F o r d t o a s t a r , " i s n o g o o d ::; l o g a n .
Good-bye to you, poor Gannaway,
Yon were iu n Ford when it ran awny.
A beggar who had come to a house was asked what his pro- fes5ion had formerly been.
"I plnyed n11 orgau, mam," he replied.
".\nd wl1y did yon stop?" queried the lady of the house. " The monkey died," returned the tramp.
DID YOl~ E\'ER HEAR THESE BEFORE?
I didn't Lear the question. .
I didn't shtdy that far.
Oh, I didn't know we had that fo•· toda,y.
I was absent yesterday.
I know it hut I can't express myself.
I stndied the wrong lesson.
I stndicd it but I couldn't get any sense out of it.
When my girl euds her letter quite simp\~· with ~