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One of our energetic young students bas returned from Hastcr llolitlayd 'Yitb a radio set, and when questioned as to what he ltncl heard, be said be open his window one night nnd got Chili.
"I hopr I make myself clear," said the water as it passed through tllC filter.
AwFuL SouND
,Jack: "So your father demurred at first because be
didn't want to lose you."
Ethel: "Yes-but I won his consent. I told him that he need not lose me; we could live with him, and so he would not only have me but a son-in-law to- boot."
Jack: "lim! I don't like that expression 'to boot.'"
"I don't want to keep that school-girl complexion," said the young man as he brushed off his lapel.
"Do you usc William's shaving stick?" "N"o, I don't 1·oom with him any more."
Mr. }fattficld: "Hotchkiss, what's a metapbod" Hotchkiss : "For cows to graze in."
"Who was it said that 'One good tnrn deserves another'~"
"Dunno. Sounds like the soliloquy of a corkscrew." I ,I ,
''We can get along without your raid," said the bootleggers to the prohibition officers.