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Although he was a Confederate general, he wore a union suit.
·Pull in your ears, George, or you'll look like a loving cup.
Howe: ''How far is it from P eters- burg to L ynchburg?" ·
Dunn: "About 90 girls."
Howe : "How's that?"
Dunn : "A miss is· as good as a
mile."
:Mr. Colton: "I'll bet you've had a lot of fun out of your flivver.':
l\[r. Baker: "How's that?"
Mr. Colton: "There'R •so much
play in the wheel."
Executioner: "Bend over, I must cut your head off.''
Yictim : "Patience, fool, there is something in my eye."
Munroe: "l\Iay I haYe the last dance with you?"
She: "You've already had it."
l\Iason : " \Vhat would you say if I should kiss you ?"
Her: "At last."
l\[r. Barger: "What animal is the closest to man ?"
Spady: "The flea., sir."
Beasley : "I had a. tooth pulled this morning.''
Constantine: "Did you have an anesthetic?"
Beasley : "Na-toothache."
Mr. Crockett : "Oxygen is the part
of air that we breathe in the clay; what do we breathe at night?''
Belt: "Xitrogen."
Young: "W'hen I was in China I
saw a woman hang from a tree." Bryson : "Shanghai ?"
Young: "About six feet."
Mr. Johnston: "Is this word in the dative or genitive?"
Hoge: "Dative."
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Hoge :
don't want to start an argument."
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and modern in every respect.
Those trousers look good on you.'' Moyler: "Then, I don't want
them. I want something stylish.'' I
Glass: "Why haYen't they fixed hacl a flask in his pocket.'' it ?"
Bethea : "Nobody's foun d out about it yet.''
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"What is the matter, James?" de- ~ o• ter of a mile from the James
manded the oecupant of the back Bethea.: "The shower over at the seat.
GAME WITH S. M. A. POSTPONED The game with S. M. A., sched-
uled for last Tuesday, ha.cl to be postponed on account of the weath- er ; at that time the field was a mass of mud and it was still snowing. It is expected that the two teams will be able to get together late in May, probably the 29th.
"Get a wiggle on." An ancient saying that meant to hurry, and not to dance.
Mrs. Gabb : "So your husband ob- jects to cats.''
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a breath-taking rush Customer: "How do you sell your last reached the country, then all at .
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'l'arr: "It isn't justice you want. · Mr. Crockett: "What is a va.c- :1ncl asked for his nwney.
Elgin :
do me justice.''
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First National Bank Building
H Rev. Wm. G. Pendleton , D. D.
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It's mercy."
Cabell: "Think of those Spaniar Js but I can't think of it just now.''
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going 3000 miles in a galleon.'' Osky: "Aw forget it. You can't belieYe all you hear about those for-
shooting squirrels out of season.'' Coleman : "Your Honor, I shot
them in self-defense."
Dunn: "Did people go swimming
in the Bible times?"
Mr. Baker: "How in the Sam Hill
should I know?"
Dunn : "\\'ell, it said that the peo-
ple died of diYers diseases." Graham: "What are you reading?"'
Read, S. : "Last clays of Pompeii." Graham: "What did he die of?" Head, S.: "An eruption.''
l\Ir. Colton : "How can I stop my Ford from rattling?"
Pinky : "Keep it in the garage." ~he: "\Yh,v do you say that she
dances like Darwin?''
He: "~he macle a monkey out of
me."
Tibbie: "I ha,·e lost the right to be loved."
lfarsh: "How'zat?" Tibh:e: "I'm married."
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Judge: "You are charged with parties.''
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"·hile I am asle2p."
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:Newton : "I have it in my head,
"'Tain't no good," he saicl.
"Do you wind it and set the alarm
every night ?"
"Sure but it don't woik riaht"
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Girl: ''\Yill you be a ..tag at my ne-'t dance?"
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Quimby : "Sure, I love masquerade
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A /ways the Newest Things fo r College Men
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Men's and 1• n Clothing and
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