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METEORITES ASK GRANDDAD-HE KNOWS
Gleanings from Past "Meteors"
Mr. Ladd (in history) : "Spruill,
what was Lincoln's Gettysburg Ad-
dress?"
i:lpruill: ''You can't fool me. He
nerer lived there."
::\Iidnight: ·'Ah clone heard dat
dey found Columbus' bones." •
Early morning: ''Laird! Ah never knew that he was' a gambling man."
Mason, R.; "Would you rather kiss me or walk ?''
i:lhe: "You know l hal'e a sprain- ed ankle."
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08ky took his girl to a Ly11chburg drug store. She was enj oying her
weekly treat of an ice cream soda when her straw became bent.
"Hey," she yelled at the clerk, "my sucker's broke."
Osky's face flushed a little. "Gosh darn it! How'd you know I was?"
::\Ir. ::\lattfielcl: " When I get mar- ried I'm going to get a girl who can
take a joke.''
::\loyler: "Don't worry, that's the
only kind you can get."
i:lhe was a freshman from Sweet Briar. "Oh clear," she sighed, "I simply can't adjust my curriculum."
"It doesn't show any," he assured her blushingly.
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you don't stop your disorder, I am Smith flied to Boyd. Hickman
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1\lr. l\lattfielcl (in study hall) : "If going to take all your liberties
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swears she has never been kissed by any girl swear?
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SPRING FEVER
I just don't feel like getting up,
Xor moving when I do.
I scarcely can get clown to meals;
I've lost the pep to chew.
My lessons·don't excite me much ;
l\ly profs still less, I fear- For you see I've got spring fever
And I just can't persevere. I try to write term papers,
But my pen will scarcely crawl ; Why, I ha1·en't felt so languid
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The Store That"s Always Glad to SH You QUALITY-$ERVICE SAFETY
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It's incurable you k11ow.
I wi'h I were a crack athlete, Or a wayward honey bee,
New Spring Models $35 up
But then, I guess they've got to work,
Whic.:h doesn't appeal to me. So I'll just toddle on my way,
S. H. Franklin
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singled and stole second. Brown
Yoice from the rear: "Give me was given a free pass. Porter struck Lewis, lf. __________ -± 0 0 0 0
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liberty or give me death."
::\1r. 1\lattfield : "Who said that ?" Silence reigned.
Mr. ::\lattfielcl: ''Who·said that?" Yoice (meekly) : "I think it was
Patrick Henry."
Bertie Bowman: "I am going to
present my next picture to some
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out and Fisher flied to Loffier. Seventh Inning
Spruill singled and advanceu on Barber's sacrifice. Boyd and Luck were safe on errors while i:lpruill
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8cott flied to Pinkerton. Hooker
struckoutandTaylorfailedtoreach first.
Eighth Inning
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Mrs. Gannaway: "\Vallace, you every day."
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Fisher was safe
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She: "You've never stayed so late Brown scored. Scott singled, scor-
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