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B. L. BoLLADAY, Agent THE COLLEGE FLORIST
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The editor may toil and work, 'Till finger tips are sore;
But always some poor tish will say, I've heard that joke be-fore.
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She : "Do you know why l admire
you?"
Boswell: "I can't think~"
She: "How did you guess?" '
Judge: "Are you trying to show eontempt of court?"
John: "No, I'm trying to conceal 1' t • "
Davis: "Andy, are you going to get a haircut?"
Loffler: "No, I am going to'get them all cut."
Newtou: "Say, l\Ir. Crockett,'how long could I liYe without brains?" Mr. Crockett: "That remains to
be seen."
Tanner: "Have you ever seen Mary without her cosmetics on ?"
Beasely : "Why certainly not, she's not that kind of a girl."
Old Lady: "Does the food at V. E. S. contain ruru1y vitamines?"
Boy : "Well, of course, there are a few insects in the stuff, but you soon get used to that."
Souse 1 : "I shay. I wa.nt you to be careful. First thing you know you'll have us in a ditch."
thought
The minister had come to Sunday dinner, which necessitated the kil- ling of a hen on short notice. After
9inner, while sitting on the lawn, a brood of chicks kept coming up, cheeping plaintively, and time and
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"Did he hit you?"
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"Who me? I
Captain : ''What are arithmetic bugs?"
drove them away. Finally, ex-
asperated, he gave them a big shoo,
and added: "You needn't come
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Helping Him Along Reporter-And in what State
were you born, Professor ? Professor-Unless my recollec-
tion fails me, in the state of ignor- ance.
A minister discovered a button in the collection plate one Sunday
mornmg.
In the evening, when hP entered
the pulpit, he announced:
"I wish to remind you that there
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is a collection at the close of the serv- throw my chewing gum away." ice. The text I have chosen for the
evening sermon is : 'Rend your heart and not your garments'."
It was a hot day a.nd the police- man on traffic duty was having a busy ti~e with the cars. Suddenly he saw a dear old woman looking across at him, so he obligingly held up one bus, four cars, two motor- bikes· and a lorry in order to let her
cross.
She toddled up to him, and the
· policeman bent to hear her request. "It's all right, constable," she said. "I only thought you would
like to know that the number on your collar is the numher of my favorite hymn."
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Captain: "What are you scratch- ing your head for, Rufus?"
Colored Private: "Aw, sah, I done got arithmetic bugs on my head."
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(who has just been operated you think the Rear will show?"
Doctor (musingly) : "It ought not to."
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runs, B. jf. .-\.., 3; Y. E. S., 1; two
base hits. Barnes, Boyd, Connally, 913 Main Street
Brady, Belt: three base hits, Loffier ;
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Rev. Wm. G. Pendleton, D. D.
Rector Lynchburg, Virginia
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