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Bud: "Have you given the gold- fish some fresh water yet?"
Vauthier: "No, they haven't fin- ished the water I gave them yester- day."
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Quimby: "Two cuffs and a col- lar."
J ohnston: '·I'm smoking a ter- rible lot of cigars lately."
Tarr: "You sure are if that's one of them."
Mr. Dawson: "Gordon, go in and get me five thermometers. They'll
be higher in the summer."
"What's the matter, Red?"
"Nothing. Just dizzy from read- ing a circular letter."
General : "Don't you know that you should salute a man of rank?" Private: "How did I know that
you are rank ?"
She: "I suppose you have been
through algebra."
Beasley: ''Yes, but I went through
at night and didn't see much of the place."
Belt: "That girl told me that I danced like a Zephyr."
Dunn: "She didn't say Zephyr; she said heifer."
They say that Tarr was born in a dense fog, and ever since then, every- thing that he touches is mist.
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Head and tail lights are necessary
equipage of baby carriages in Mil- sity of Illinois refused a Phi Beta
Time flies. (It may be caused by the spur of the moment.)
Newton and Mully are so tight.
Bethea uses so much complexion cream.
Tarr likes cigars.
Tatum has such broad shoulders.
Spady is so handsome.
Young didn't stay in Germany.
act ion
protest
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Mr. Johnston : "I'll not go on
with this lesson until the room set- slant of the Japanese eye.
America has ten times as many motion picture houses as any other single country in the world.
tles down."
and sleep it off." ,
Recently a ship was saved from
Designed primarily to meet
wedged his way in. Dunn : "Not a thing; I was sleep- good fish story.- - -
Sounds like a
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~· them to attend our more ex- .~
o• pensive schools. Prepares for
the service to-day, Dunn?"
ing when they took up the collec-
tion."
"What's the matter with this cof-
Spanking parlors have been pro-
vided in rooming houses in Wash-
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college and university·at cost.
about parent psychology, affirms an ular in Japan. A triangular form authority.
The crossword puzzle is still pop- is used as a basis of the design in-
stead of the square. I t is said t his is to accommodate thirty-degree
The progress of feminism is in- Newell : "Better go back to bed sinking when a hole, which had been dicated by an advertisement in a
Detroit paper in which a woman dis- torn in the hull, was stopped by a claims all responsibility for debts
Osky: ''What did you get out of huge fish which got caught and contracted by her husband.
According to statistics, straight ington, D. C., so that the yells of the
roads in Wisconsin, which offer op- chastized children may not prejudice
Made possible by gifts of H Founders. The s o I e motive
portuni ty for speeding, are more dangerous than curved ones.
young married couples against pa- renthood.
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For information and prospectus, apply to
An honor graduate of the Univer- waukee, according to the city ordi- Kappa key because he said he had
nances there.
In 1642 Harvard was the scene of
made his grades by cramming.
He CRAIGHILL & JONES •• •o
intended his
the first commencement ever held in against the unfairness of examina-
America. tions .
An iceman from Wheaton, Illi-
Modern love-making has been de- nois, made $300,000 in a few weeks romanticized, laments a fictionist. playing football, but statisticians Men with long legs are said to show that it would take 250 profes-
sors 630 years plus the death of 80 rich almts to net an equal amount.
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Percy doesn't get his ears clipped. "Mush" never shaves.
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They don't Charleston on Mr.
Mattfield's dorm.
Gildersleeve and Boyd are so fond
of each other.
·Mr. Gannaway -delights in making
caustic remarks.
Dunn talks so much.
Mr. Johnston's always late to
breakfast.
Bo well doesn't change his laugh. Hirons has his nick-name.
It is rumored that Gildersleeve dissipated heavily during the Christ- mas holidays. He even went so far as to stay up until eleven o'clock on
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CURIOUS CLIPPINGS FOR THE
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Tht> students of the college of New York City voted by a large ma- jority for the removal of compulsory
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A new social club, called the "Bar- onets," has been formed at the Uni- versity of Florida. The object is
to promote the proper inter-frater- nity Telations o~ :the campus by means of friendly co-operation
among members.
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