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Modern Girl (phoning at 3 a. m. ) : "Don't wrJrry about me, mother ;
I'm all right, I'm in jail."
Dunn : ''When did you get the funny valentine?"
Elgin: "That's not a valentine; that's my picture."
Mr. Crockett: "Give me the defini- tiontion of density."
Newton: "I can't define it, but I can give you an illustration."
Mr. Crockett: "The illustration's good; sit down."
George: "I have an idea." .
Belt: "Be good to it; it's In a strange place."
Morris:. "What did you do with your cherry seeds, Tanner?"
Tanner : "What, are there any seeds in those things?"
The League of Nations: A Span- iard from China visiting Jerusalem singing, My Wild Irish Rose.
Scott wants to know how old you have to be to join the "V" Culb.
Overheard in a Street Car
Two school teachers discussing their new enrollments.
First Teacher: "I have thirty-five children this year." ·
Second Ditto: "I beat you, I have forty." •
THE METEOR
Young Men's and Boys' Specialties in Clothing and
Furnishings
Eavesdropping Irishwoman: "And in the loessal regions outside of phwat part of Ireland did your old Sioux City, Iowa.
man come from ?"
Mr. Crockett (aSsigning Chem-
istry lesson) : "For to-morrow you all take arsenic."
Uncle Matty: "Do you know Poe's .Raven?"
The camel is thought to be the first· animal used by man.
A member of the Portland, Ore- gon, fire department recently con- fessed to kindling thirty-eight fires, and- approximate loss of property was $100,000.
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A new dewberry that is larger and more disease-resisting than the ordi- nary garden variety is the result of
Augusta :J1ilitary Academy outfit. Out of the meet, V. E. S. won two fail decisions and lost but two. The other defeats came by way of time decisions, with extra periods necessary in almost every
case.
In the 115-pound class, Pryor,
A. M. A., defeated Lasher by a fall in 1 minute and 30 seconds.
In the 125-pound class, Holder- ness, A. M. A., defeated Price by a time decision in 5 minutes and 43 seconds.
In the 135-pound class, Hudson, A. M. A., defeated Floyd Day by a time decision a.fter two extra periods.
In the 140-pound class, Conway, A. M. A., defeated McCormick by a time decision after two extra peri-
ods.
In the 145-pouud class, Shannon-
house, defeated Phillips, A. M. A., by a fall in 4 minutes and 25 sec- onds.
In the 158-pound class, Holsinger, A. M. A., defeated 'l'aylor by a fall in 5 minutes and 55 seconds.
Howe : "No about?"
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mad
"Have you been exercising, Bir- tie?"
ror."
Moyler: "Uncie· Matty sure made
fall after two extra periods.
FIRST IN QUALITY PHARMACY QUICKEST IN SERVICE II
a hit in the last play. the house down.''
He brought
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Bowman: "0 My Lord.
Moyler: "Yes, brick by brick."
Mr. Johnston: "It's plain you haven't two faces."
Brown : ''Why?"
Mr. Johnston: "If you had you'd wear the other one.''
We wonder why Loffler goes to Sweetbriar with his trousers rolled up.
Mason, R. : "Mr. Banks, what are you doing up there, building a bird house?"
Mr. Banks: "No, making a filling station for flying fish."
Stras: "What are they ringing the bell for?''
Felix: "Hirons just paid some-
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