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Spady: "Did you tell 'Red' that I was a fool?"
Dunn: "No, I thought she knew it all the time."
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His Twin, Davrs: "I guess it was
C o p e l a n d : " I that I was dead."
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the heat that woke you up."
No, Hirons, \1-e don't buy our gravy in barrels from :-lears and Roe- buck.
Boyd: "There's one consolation in being bow-legged."
Way:"What's that?"
Boyd: "No one will accuse you of being knocked-kneed."
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King: "Have you heard that new trio song?"
· Grumiaux: "How does it go ?" King: "It's trio - clock in the
morning."
Hard: "Say, waiter, this chicken looks like a guinea-hen."
Nut: "This is an Italian res- taurant."
M:r. Crockett: "Give me an ex-
ample of the theory of like attracting
like."
Bob: "Gildersleeve drank some
wood - alcohol and it went to his head."
Osky: "Is there a law about deaf and dumb people marrying ?"
Mr. Crockett: "Yes, but a lot of dumb ones marry anyhow."
Voice From Rear: "Sour grapes." A moth leads a tough life. He
spends his summers in a f ur-coat, and his winters in a bathing-suit.
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NINTH AND MAIN STREETS
Lynchburg, Va.
Agents for
Society Brand and
Stein-Bloch Clothes
Two Deliveries Each Week
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Designed primarily to meet the needs of boys of char· acter, position and ability, whose means will not permit them to attend our more ex- pensive schools. Prepares for college and university at cost.
This is a nervous existence. in the grave we go to pieces.
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C. 0. MEREDITH, University of Richmond.
.Wilkinsburg team in a close game. St. Paul's
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"How was Jane's box-party last night?"
"It was a knock-out."
"Do you mind animals here?"
"We certainly do, madam." "Then would vou mind these for
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me while I go shopping?"
Hirons: "Did you hear about the
big explosion down at Reusens ?" Morris : "No. What was it?"
(THE METEOR is indebted to the
Bulletin of the Modern Language
Association of Virginia for the above basket-ball by 23 to 15 last Satur- artide on the importance of Ger- day.
man.)
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Hirons : off."
"A sack of
letters went
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Mr. Johnston: "Bacchus et Piratae."
Mr. Banks: speech."
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part~
of
Harris: ''XoR!', throat, and mouth."
SPECIAL TUXEDOS AT$37.50AND$4500
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On Tuesday, January 5th, the var- sitv basket-ball team defeated the
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Clinton team is the champion P4blir day on the preceding Friday, in the School quintet of New York City. gymnasium. Forty couples attended.
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The latter team gave a manelous ex- hibition of basket-ball, and at no
threat-
Saturday was a full holiday. T aft
Owing to two cases of scarlet fever
in the school all the indoor athletic
Pvents cluring· the past week were
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ened by the Pawling team.
bee11 twice defeated. P oly Prep and Mor- Newell : "He must have been hun- ristown have bettererl the team after
Pelton: "I wonder if :Mr. Barger meant anything by it ?"
Brown: "By what ?"
Pelton: "He announced a lecture on 'J<'ools' and o·ave me a ticket
.0 marked, 'Admit one'."
There are only two classes of peo- ple who appreciate the roads of Vir- ginia: Those who stay off them, and the uuclertakers.
Hoge: "Who was Hamlet?" Dunn: "Aren't you ashamed of such ignorance at your age? Bring
me the Bible, and I'll show you who he was."
Tanner: "This cold weather just chills me to the hone."
Truthful: "Yon should wear a thicker hat."
AR a general rule, a man who cl.oe~n't know his own mind hasn't misserl much at that.
) f r . ( ' o l t o n : " " ' h a t a T e ~·o u l a u g h - ing at?"
('olman: "Xothi11g, 8iT."
llr. Colton: "Then Ktop looking in that mirror."
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called off. H owever, a fine exhibi- '00
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The glee club has been working hard recently in preparation for the
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The varsity basket-ball team de- It is therefore earnestly hoped that feated Bellevue High School, De-
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the Secondary Schools will clo every- cember 15th, on the home floor, in a
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thing in their po11·er to restore the very decisive manner, by a score of study of German to its rightful 23-11.
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St. Paul's defeated Adelphi at
:-:;t. Paul's Day, which fell on Monday, was observed with a cor- porate communion at seven o'clock. A clance was helcl in honor of the
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tion of acrobatics was given last Fri- day by the gym team of Springfielrl
pr ospectus,
Rev. Wm. G. Pendleton, D. D.
gry." . BARBER 00 rather we!l-]Jlaved Q;ames. Th e score f'ollege.
I:l : Morristown won 23 to 20.
Theschool'sglee-clubwilltakeInterscholasticcontestonSaturday, 00=~
part in the annual inter-scholastic contest at the Town Hall, New York City, in February. Last year it re- ceived an honorable mentim1 for
whistling, but this year it hopes to rlo better still.
February Gth, in New York. A 11·eek before the event twenty-four mem- bers of the club will be chosen for the trip and specially trained. Taft · won the contest in 1923 and 1924, 1rh ile last year she placed third.
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