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THE PILGRIM
(Continued from page 3) A ritl~mi-tick
But it's mine, I tell you.
There is my alarm clock wall '
There the favorite hair on which I stroll ;
Still further place,
Where every day canine's blood.
I'll stay. Luni-tick
~ ever!
('l'hey circle, glaring at each
other, and turning different shades of lavender in their rage.) Luni-tick
By your dose-set·eyes, By your low forehead, I know you to be low, Bah! (Spits:)
Arithmi-tick
By your clumsy feet, By your flapping ears, I know you to be low.
Bah ! (Blows nose.)
Luni-tick
Fi-s-s-s-t-t-t. ATithmi-tick
Who-o-r-r-r.
(They lock in fierce battle, each
slowly. consuming the other until nothing is-left of either.)
CalmI SilenceI
On the spot of the struggle a little
flower grows. Flo1ve1·
I'm a little prairie flower, Growing wilder every hour,
You can call me what you I was a big-bug in my day.
(Curtain)
- Scott Wilson, '22.
M' istn;,sted
A genuine excuse is often the Little Mary: "Hey, Ma, come most unconvincing.
Goldsmith: "Can I kiss you?"
Dad All Dolled Up
Chicago paper-The bride entered the room on the arm of her father, who wore a gown of charmeuse sa- tin trimmed with V enetian point
lace and with a veil of the same.
J>rofessor-~ame a raw material. Stude Tea, sir.
Professor-Tea?
Stude-e_,,yes, sir. Tea is a 'rah material, because it is the cup that cheers.
Sorne Job
C. H. F. sends us the following extract f r o m a college professor's
letter of recommendation : "Miss D has had complete charge of one of our laboratory sections·, embracing thirty students twice each week."
Rapidly Inc1·easing Family
Iowa paper-Mr. and Mrs. Paul Fremont are the proud parents of a fourth son since last Thursday.
Sweet Innocence
Butcher-Will you have the chicken drawn, Madame?
Mrs. Y oungbride Drawn? Oh, yes, please, and I'll show the picture of it to my husband.
'l'he G~rl:
"I don't know. Most of the fellows have been able to."
"A young jured when his motorcycle threw
Says a Western paper:
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Mother (coming in at 2 A. M.)
"Y ou needn't have waited up for me, Isobel. I have my own latch-
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Isobel: "I know, Mother, but
someone had to let Grannie in."
"Customers push my goods f or me," said the manufacturer.
"What line are you in, anyway?" asked the hardware jobber.
"Baby carriages," was the reply.
Our idea of a broad educated man is a college prof just .nm over by a
steam roller.
A gentleman to sea-sick friend:
"My friend, I see you have a weak stomach."
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am shooting it just as far as any-
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Soldiers must be very dishonest,
for there is hardly a night that a sentry is not relieved of his watch.
If Plato could Charleston, could Aristotle?
'l'he meanest man we know of is the warden who put a tack in the electric chair.
"I'm sure getting into a pickle," said the man as he bored his way into the cucumber.
Prof.-"I believe you missed class yesterday."
Student-''Why, no, I didn't, old man, not in the last."
~ever kid the judge. The days of the court jester is past.
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