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There is· a young man named Percy-
So small he's at everyone's mercy, But the boys of this school
Are too kind as a rule,
So there's no one so pesky as Percy.
I once knew a Scotchman who killed his son because he bought an all day sucker at four o'clock in the afternoon.
Davis wants to k"Tiow if it is all right to bite your finger nails on
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Young Men's and Boys' Specialties in Clothing and
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NINTH AND MAIN STREETS
Lynchburg, Va.
The beating of the tom-tom in Melanesia serves to warn the villag- ers of the approach of the tax col- lector who finds only cold hearth- stones and deserted dwellings.
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Two Deliveries Each Week
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the track pledge.
Spady: "I'm just as· wise are."
Dunn : "Then you ought ashamed of yourself."
as you to be
l\Iany a tight rope walker loses his balance when his wife goes shop-
pmg.
Sudduth: "Have you heard that wire song ?"
Deyerle: "No, how does it go?"
Sudduth : "Brown eyes wire you blue?"
Lasher to Mr. Barger: Oh, I see, you add.
Mr. Barger: Gee, your intelli- gence is refreshing.
"Who won the artist's contest?" "They declared it a draw."
"I'll never get over this," said the chicken as she ambled up to the
ostnch egg.
Bob Evans: "Do you know you haven't red hair?"
Goldy: "No, why?"
the spelling prize, Way?"
"I put too many z's in scissors."
We Wonder Why
Coleman is going to Virginia. Trackmen don't like gravy. Boyd reads detective stories·. Dunn and Tarr are buddies. George's ears lap over.
Dot's a speach of a girl. Pinky sleeps so much. Peppard scratches.
They call Luck "pot." Bud gums dates.
Spruill eats cabbage. Young attracts women. ~hett is called "the rooter."
Bo: "Is that a popular song Wmborne is singing?"
Agents for
Society Brand
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Stein-Bloch Clothes
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why
Bob :
"How is it that you didn't win
FROM HERE AND THERE
In the twelve sales of the Ferrary
• stamp collection, seized and sold by the French Government as part of the Repaiations, $1,500,000 has been realized.
Walking stick farms are not un- common in England. To obtain a right-angled handle, the growth is pegged down along the ground, aud
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mountain lions in their native wilds.
"Ivory doesn't rust."
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A map covering 2,750 feet of can- world, has been unYeiled in Rome.
C. G. PRIDE BARBER
First National Bank Building
Rev. Wm. G. Pendleton, D. D.
Osky : "Do you serve fish here?" Waiter: "Certainly. We cater to
every one."
No matter how poor a convict is,
he always has his watch and chain.
But 64 per cent of the 1,406 stu-
dents examined in arithmetic for en- waves forty feet high are considered
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"Can you take a joke?" Hugo: "Sure. Where do you
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Old Colored Mammy: "Ah wants a ticket fo' Florence."
Ticket Agent (after ten minutes
of wearily thumbing over railroad
guides) : "Where is Florence, mad- am?" .
Old Colored Mammy: "Settin' over dar on de bench, suh."
She: "I dreamed last night I was dancing with you."
He: "You thrill me to death darling!" '
She: "-and then I woke up to find my kid brother pounding my feet with a flat-iron."
She : "Isn't it a nuisance, dear ? Mother sent me a recipe for some wonderful floor polish, but I've mis-
laid it."
He (tasting soup suspiciously):
"Are you sure you mislaid it, dar- ling?"
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from this reclining stalk the sapling Charles IY. Law, of DaYenport,
Made possible by gifts of §~ Founders. The s o 1e motive
shoot~ upward vertically.
The world's fur capital has ever moved westward, it having started at Vienna and moved to Leipzig, Amsterdam, P aris, and London, un- til now it is located at St. Louis, Missouri.
Imra, preached his own funeral ser- mon by having it prepared upon phonograph records a short time be-
fore his death.
:Jiembers of the Amana commu- nistic communities in Iowa refuse to ride in automobiles and do not be- lieve in painting their houses.
Under
Buffalo Jones, a hunter of the
Southwest, lassoes and captures alive vas, said to be the largest in the
trance to New
schools managed to obtain averages sufficiently high to gain admission for the next school term.
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THE COLLEGIANS HEADQUARTERS
"SMOOTH STUFF"
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T H I S bird is in soft.
Franklin's is the place to buy his glad rags for spring.
He has already decided that Franklin's buyer is just back from the "college shops"
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Though many
persons think they hear better on a train than in a quiet place, recent experiments indicate that they do not, but the speakers talk louder.
In the North Atlantic Ocean of extreme height, but a picture of
a sicdy-foot wave was taken from the Leviatlwn in November of last year .
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Lynchburg, Va.
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