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Through the Telescope By T n E AsTROLOGER
L'il AI Williams reports that his sweetheart, Nasty Steve, has been cut out by Chops ~foncure. Chops, to hear him talk, seems to have great things in store for Jean Morrissette, 'vhile AI is glad. because he can have Steve all for himself. \V e might add that Mr. Bebeau talked to her for an hour one Sunday night awaiting Chapel.
"Ski-jump" Ballou seems to have taken a quite sudden interest in a South Sea islander, namely, Juan Williamson. "Slick'' Maddux is really the one who should get to- gether with her for reasons undis- closed, but he seems to be doing all right with "Simple Suzie."
Life on Third West seemed to be too rugged for Clem "Dan'! Boone" Bradsher, so last week-end he packed his covered wagon and took the back trail for North Carolina.
Every night after lights one can
see Gormly and Betty in a huddle
discussing the merits and demerits
of Anne Adkerson. We only hope
that Edgar cloesn't push her off a
cliff as last year he did to Virginia
Hollifield (alias "The Wonder"). ~ - --. 1941
Lieutenant T. S. Robinson's ad- dress is now :
Lieut. T. S. Rohic:0n ()_?rv;.:u-7~.,_, went along to give h1m a few pomt- ers on the art of neckin'.
Cookie, the (censored) seems to have fallen in love with one of the
careful.
He does not smoke either. N. N.
DEAR J EWLIA,
Jim usually spends his time :
R.-M. W. C., etc., etc., but recent: he has been trying to give a certai South American beauty a hair-cu
---resp~rTOTLne-cn:urc:,-.J r-d1tn,2'3w would help us enjoy our spare tin Chairs have been broken, part one of the sofas has been torn o ash tray stands have been brok and used as playthings, and cig< ette butts and newspapers litter t floor. In short, the place has be used more as a substitute gymn sium. We've got to stop all this b fore it goes any further. The fa ulty can't stop it, and the counselo can't stop it. It will take the whc school as a group to do it. Le1 stop the roughhouse, and use t Recreation Room as it was intend· to be used ! _ one.
. . 1~..me ~ffect n ~omeone in the offic _ .. do I have a chance again
Uncle Phil? Advise me.
Russ.
DEAR Russ,
In the interest of national defens
I suggest you stick to Isabel. Th gal really loves you.
N. N.
DEAR N. N.,
I have heard that Mr. Bebe:
loves someone else, and my hea is breaking. Anyone can see I lo· him. What am I to do?
Lr'L' IsABEL MILTON.
DEAR IsABEL,
As long as you can pick Bebeat
pocket for a nickel every night, < not worry about anyone else. } is really too young to know his O\' mind yet.
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Perfect Order in t!tc Dormitories Is tlte Rule more simple females on Rivermont.
Cookie claims to catch right much every now and then.
An excerpt from one of Dawg Koch's letters to Jane: "Princess, darling, make my life worth living, and be my queen of hearts." This is an actual quotation and is authentic to the nth degree.
Last weekend, S. F. H.t Pritch- ard and Betty Beasley announced their engagement to be married, as soon as Bud can break his engage- ment "·ith Bobby West.
Norothy Nix's Notions
DEAR NoROTIIY Nrx,
The object of my affections is
the great ~ilent one, Bud Pritchard. But that Beasley person has him under her thumb. Can you tell me ifImayhope?Iamnotveryaf- fectionate toward other boys.
B. Bovo.
DEAR B. BOYD,
I have inside information that
Bud is too far gone for one so in- nocent as you. But they tell me Cap'n Bob is fa11cy free. However, he does not-like the other sex, so be
DEAR N. N.,
Can you tell me where Ski-
Jump Ballou goes every weekend? He use to be one of my lovers, but one night when he was here, he thought I was two-timing him, and he has not been here since.
JEWLIA.
t Six feet of helL
*From Bernage High School Magazine, l\ianchester, England.