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(Continued from page 9, col. 2) Proctor moves and tries to confine his secret to himself ond the
laundry mon.
The Pero blew, the ? flew, and
Jojo left disgusted.
"Bets" barks and China jumps-
"China, those boys are eating all the food."
The righteous R. A. Corrington, Ill, has new slant on life. The Bishop fast talks him into the University of the South.
The queerest sight I ever did see . . . Hotchkiss with the jowls of a bloodhound over at KWITCHER- BELLIAKEN.
Ques. What's the stand-out fea- ture at YES?
Ans. The Food.
Ques. Whot!! The food is a stand- out?
Ans. Oh! I thought you said hand- out!.
Honest Jim received that golden gig so he made like Daniel Boone to get rid of a few troubles.
810-X-RA Y
George Thomas Battle
Born: No, concocted.
Home: Charleston, West of Vir- ginia.
The High-Sign o f Refreshment
Pet Love: Ask Katy (She knows!)
Pet Hate: I ain't o gonna do it, Wait.
Ambition. Ask Katy (She knows!!!)
Customary Expression: "Toke a uh- powder."
Usually Seen: Fighting with C a r - rington, R., for the "Ciassie Casanova Cup."
This guy, Tommy, he's o oce. I tell ya, fblks the kid's a right guy. What else could the president of The V Club be save a right guy. People, that "ain't" the half of it, he's also a counselor ond a big wheel in the senior class, treasurer to be technical. Tommy operated the quarter back machine on our football team this year and he produced one of the hottest teams that ever hit this place. He was a big help to the basketball team, and shows promise of a good man with the low hurdles. It seems that our versatile friend can do any- thing and everything well, to say nothing of charming our 'Iii' old selves with his magnetic personality. And sure it's a sod day when you leave us, Tommy lad.
John Eliot Stoughton
Born: Heavens no!
Home: Cherry Point, N. C.
Reynolds Drug Co.,
lncorporoted
Prescription Work Our Specialty
721 Main Street Phone 8-2837 LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA
C. S. HUTTER CO. ANYTHING IN BUILDING SUPPLIES
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Pet Love: Girls, women, frails, skirts, wenches, etc.
Pet Hate: Ladies.
Usually Seen: In pursuit of said love.
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fine qualities of V. E. S. (He'll never finish).
Ambition: To write "Jock Stough- ton" on fifty-one percent of the Hadacol bonds.
This great guy, Jack Stoughton, has got something worth two "Full Statues of Manhood. " Charm, I speak of, people. This guy could move mountains if charm were mea- sured in horse power. There may never be an alphabet of degrees fol- lowing his name but love and respect will perpetually follow it. Four years up here hove won for him probably more popularity than any other boy in school. He is a member of the V Club, a letterman in baseball and likewise in basketball. He is also o member of the Meteor stoff (God bless him). When Jack leaves we should give the walls of this place two coats of Dark Black.
-Gu~~enheimer'i­ WHERE YOUR MONEY
GOES FURTHER
JEWELERS
OPTICIANS
Fl RST NATIONAL BANK of LYNCHBURG
CAPITAL OVER $1,000,000.00
Member Federal Reserve System - Member Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
THE OLD, BIG, STRONG BANK
Customary dams~ls a i n ' t want.
Expression:
g o t , S t o u g h t o n
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