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SENIOR PROFILES
SENIOR PROFILES Cart'er Aspiration: Undecided
Niclr.nam~: Charles
Coll~g~Choic~: CentreCollege
Urt'er Aspiration: Billionaire
First thing you an doing all~r
curse. lie, or write dirty words on the bathroom wall.
Last Will and Testament: I, Bo Walker, being of halfwit mind and nasty body. do hereby leave my terminal ugliness to whoever is fool enough to take it. If you think you suffer from incurable mediocrity and you don't think you will
ever find a job, this gift will be extremely helpful when you apply forajobasa side
show at the circus.
Favorite Expression: "Let's go to the V- Club room and catch up on some
studying."
Greatest Dislike: From 8: 15 Monday morninguntiltheendofathleticpractice on Friday, or more precisely, September through June.
Fondest Memory while at V.E.S: Frankly, I can't think of one. My five years at V.E.S. ranks right up there with toilet training. I guess if I had to pick one, it
would be watching an entire Algebra class disappear before the alert eyes of Mr. Brennan.
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Nickname: Excaliber College Choice: N. C. State
Career Aspiration: To be the best peanut farmer in North Carolina.
First thing you are doing aller graduation: Become highly irregular. Last Will and Testament: I leave my lifelong membership in the "Boy's Club" to Bob Vaughan.
Favorite Exprt'ssion: "If you ain't goin' get it on, take your dead a-- home." "All
the way, Boys."
Greatest Dislike: Being without the 3 B's. Fondest M~ory while at V.E.S.: Trips to
the Blue Ridge Parkway.
Monarch notes to the school.
Favorite Expr"'ion: "Who cares?" Greatest Dislike: Apple polishing. Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.: Leaving.
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Nickname: Who
College Choice: Washington & Lee Career Aspiration: Undecided
First thing you are doing after graduation: Leave V.E.S.
Last Will and Testament: I leave all my injuries that I received playing sports at V.E.S.
Favorite Expression: "Who?"
Greatest Dislike: Studying
Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.: The fight at the Blue Ridge vs. V.E.S.football
game my sophomore year.
Nickname: Cracker Jack
College Choice: UNC · Chapel Hill
Career Aspiration: Oceanography: marine biology
First thing you are doing graduation: What comes naturall
Last Will and testament: Solar cuuec to Physics class. My seat next to
Ainslie to the next chairman of Ho,nor Commiuee.
Favorite Expression: Put off tomorrow what you can do today.
Greatest Dislike: Hot dog buns spli1 along the bouom.•
Fondest Memory while Working on the H.C.
graduation: Thank God School is over.
that High
Last Will and Testam~nt: My lost ability to skip track practice.
Favorit~ Expr"'ion: I'd rather not say.
Grt'atest Dislik~: Track practice. Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.: My "second chance."
Nickname: Papus, Pappass, Pappy, Damn Yankee
Collqe Choice: Hampden-Sydney Career Aspiration: Sanitation Engineer or V.E.S. teacher, whichever comes first.
conversions.
Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.:
Emory
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N. Y.
t h i n g
ar~ d o i n g
all~r
Nickname: Schuck, Schwaak, Schwiing, etc.
College Choice: U. Va.
Career Aspiration: Architect
First thing .you are doing graduation: Help Jack Evans with his massive roller skating party on the gym floor.
Last Will and Testament: Jim Hunter's scales.
Favorite Expr"'ion: - - -
Greatest Dislike: The massive quantities of snakes that plague the V.E.S. campus. Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.: When Jim Hunter lost his scales.
F i r s t
graduation: Go snow skiing in Buffalo,
y o u
tntam~nt :
T o
Southerners; to my roommate Tommy Clement, one more year in this God
forsalf:en hole and my Oh Johnny poster; and to Fee Archer, I leave my porno mags.
W i l l
a n d
L a s t
Winborne, a new bauery for his watch; to Pierre Fredericks, one mort' year with
Favorite Southerners··
Expr~ssion:
doing
after
" Damn Greatest Dislike: Dorm life and Core 12
English .
M~ory whil~
a t
F o n d e s t
Thursday night, Friday morning ale drinking sessions.
Nickname: "uuuce Head,'' ''B.J."' Coli~ Choiu: Duke
Career Aspiration: Hotel Industry ,
Marriot Food Manager, preferably at V.E.S.. or a pimp. Whatever comes first
since there·s no difference between them.
First thing you are doing aller graduation: Get so smashed I can "t see, get kicked out of the Holiday Inn , and go back to W. \"a. and rt'-learn how to be a hick. Forget e,·e~·thing I ever learned hert' .
Last Will and Testament: :\lake the most out of your stay hert' and it'll be all that much ~ater when you get out, if you get out. which is unlike!)". because you"re all a bunch of no-minds to come here in the first place.
Fondest Memory while Graduation, June 1977.
at
V.E.S.:
Favorite
Expression: ''A wwwright!"
··1 love Greatnt Dislike: McCormick coming in
Faison
V .E.S.:
it: ··.
Fondest M~ory while at
school trips to Hot Springs - I found it very funn y to see myself "in" the slopes::
and messing with eve~· knob on my stero trying to turn it down. Trying to get up for breakfast. not making it. and geuing
stuck.
Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.: Last years and this )"ears senior PARTY. Watching 1}-lcCormick spaz out after me
and Pappas breaking all the sink pipes playing soccer in the bathroom.
Nickname: Rubber Legs
College Choice: Vanderbilt
Career Aspirations: I want to be a carpenter, build houses, stores, and banks, chain-smoke Camel cigareues and hammer nails in planks.
First thing you are doing aller
graduation: Prepare gear for military manuevers upon Fort Rascoe.
Last Will and Testament: My ability to
become deathly ill on Mondays, Fridays, and other assorted test and paper days, and to John Alford nine pairs of khakis, one pair of gum shoes, and six oxford cloth shirts since I won't need them anymore.
Favorite Exprt'ssion: "T ell me you
wouldn't like to ..."
Greatest Dislike: Anything associated
playing golf on the fabulous " 18-hole golf course."
First thing you are doing aller graduation: Leave.
with turning something in. Two point •
Stalking wild tadpoles in the swamp.
Nickname: Shorts.
College Choice: Slippery Rock.
Career Aspiration: T o take over Boo's job in the laundry.
First thing you are doing aftu graduation: I am going to talk to Black Jack and try to tame a wild turkey.
Last Will and Testament: My uncanny ability to never get caught for a major demeritable offense.
Favorite Exprt'ssion: ''Wow monl" ''You're scared!" '"Talking fantasy." Greatest Dislike: Waking up in the morning, and realizing it's the middle of 1st period. Many D's. Getting my
beautiful locks cut off.
Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.: The
Thursday night - Friday morning aleing seSSIOn.
Niclu)ame: Silent
College Choice: V.P.I.
Urt'er Aspiration: To be a pimp.
First thing you are doing aller graduation: Celebrate.
Last Will and Testament: To the rising seniors -- the fun in Core 12.
Favorite Expr"'ion: " I hate this place." Greatest Dislike: Lunch and study hall.
Nickname: Ranger Rick . College Choice: U.N.C. - Chapel H•ll Career Aspiration: To constrUCt a bnck wall around the "Old 160" and forbid
entrance.
First thing you are doing . ahrr
graduation: Throw away all my ues. Last Will and Testament: I hereby bequeath my fanatical desire to try my best in cross country practice (at
exemplified in my winning the " Fishel Award") to Jeff Evans; my iecc>nd Pendleton balcony to Showell Bladrs,
he used it more than I; my ability to
the cradle " to Fee Archer; and my succrtl in promoting the family name to John
Allen .
Favorite ExpreMion: ''I'll be off in live
mtnutes."
Greatest Dislike: A cold toilet seat. d
Fondest M~ory while at V.E.S.: Roa trips to Norfolk.
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Sickname: :\ludpupp,·, Gross. Sasty, Pugh . Cookie
Collegr Choicr: l'.B.\'.P.F. il"niversity of Buena \"ista at Panther Falls)
Career Aspiration: T o save up enough money to purchase a room in the Great
Hotel and spend the rest of mv life
Nickname: Pete
College Choice: Hampden-Sydney Career Aspiration: T o finish college successfull y, then go o n to graduate school. My major will be Business Administration.
First thing yo u are doing aller
graduation: Give a huge sigh of relief and say "I finally made it'"
Last Will and Testament: The strong belief that they can do ANYTHING that they put their minds to.
Favorite Expr"'ion: "Good - " Greatest Dislike: The fact that some of
our students judge each other by what the)" have or don't have.
First thing you are doing allu
graduation: Do something bad, like Last Will and Testament: All my
Sickname: C.D.
College Choice: t.:.S .C. -Chapel Hill
Nickname: Boss, Deeb
College Choice: University of Virginia Career Aspiration: Get married and have beaucoup kids.
First thing you are
graduation: Get fryed, i.e. cook one. Last Will and Testament: I leave to P. "Disco" Garmey, the ability to pick out
exquisite clothes in the pursuit of reaching the full stature of manhood. Favorite Expression: P. 0 . Box 2575. Greatest Dislike: Core 12 English. Fondest Memory while at V.E.S.: Touring Johnson Field after '76 Finals Dance.
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