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THE METEOR
MAY 23, 1986
I, LANCE STEWART, being of sound mind and body, hereby leave Nash Redwine the role of he-man, Bill Dandridge a plane ticket
to Managua, CliffShroeder a watch so that he won't embarass himself by being late, Tryg Brody the football team and the hope of a better season, Babes my lit tests so he will have the correct answers and the
Hacketts snow, lots of it.
I, WILL GIRLING, being of sound mind, leave Sir Hackett a can of
smokeless tobacco, Tim Harris a gallon mug, Steve Wandrei braces, Colby Howard nothing, Chris Kelly a penny and Mr. Lee best wishes wherever you go.
I, WHIT KELLAM, being of deteriorating mind and body, leave Tim Jones and George Phillips my ability to last 4 years, Bill Rice my tape collection since I lost his, Belcher a case of the gigglebox, Nash
Redwine my body building technique, Jimbo and Owen the ability-to babbly pointlessly, Richard Barnes the job of signing for Wintergreen and to Mr. Hight I leave thanks for being a great
I, WA YLES DANDRIDGE, being of genius mind and incredibly curvacious body (my belly), leave second Jett a new and better senior aid for next year, Babes an advisee who can pass your course, Pebble Beach a new crew of dippers and all smokers without permission,
I, DAVID WINTERHOLLER, being of sound mind and ir· resistable body, leave my superior lacrosse skills to Cliff Shroeder
my West Virginia pride to Tryg Brody, my knowledge of trivia t~ Bert McEldowny and Jim Battle, and the keys of my Porsche to Bam-
bi Litchford.
. I, JOHN COYLE, being of slightly sound but demented mind and fmally college-bound future,leave Robbie Hilburn the title of 'ODIE • Mr~. Eade John Hallyburton, Bob Bowden the Pendleton TV , Be~­ bury Wood a long career at YES, and Daniel Johnson a senior year.
I, ROBERT FRANKLIN ANDREWS IV, being of true NC blood, leave.Bob Leake a tire pump and a Maxwell doll to scream at every mo~nmg, Mr. Bloor some dedicated runners who won't quit, Mr_-
Smlth a comb so he won't have to use his hands, Mike Lake a line that
works on a real woman and Mike George a 'wet willie,' an alarm clock
t~at works, a rap album and an autographed picture of RCL. And fmally to YES, I leave with relief.
I, DA VID, 'THE MAD ONE' VY AS, being of devious mind and subsequently tolerant body,leave Mr. Carmey my one and only Trae IIrazor- bronzed,the1986-87basketballteamthebestofluck,Mrs.
Feagans and the secretarial staff all my love and the best of tuck, Mr. Leakemyplaybookandtheabilitytobecalm.FinallytoYES Ileave
with good memories. '
_I, RICK GARRETT, being of a warped mind, hereby leave John Milby my golden shears to bushwack Bill Dandridge's mop-top, Cam Evans my warm spot on the varsity lacrosse bench, and also to Cam
my Gold Card to pay for my sister's phone calls.
I, WI~LIAM F. GAYLE, being of extremely sound mind and o~tstandmg body,leave the seventh grade my ability to get through
SIX _years, Daybe~f Ochsner my ability to stay out of trouble, Doug Smith a case _of Jl:1•chelob Light and my autographed poster of Ronald Reagan, the Jumor class my ability to get into Duke, THE Universitv
of North Carolina, and to YES, I leave.
I, JEFF HOWE, being of unstable mind and unable body,leave Phil
Garmey a?other. ~effHowe - he'll be bored without one, Plug my
b~se runnmg ab1hty and New Y ear's reunion, the girls from Seven
Hills_another town, Smeroin all the help he can get, Richard the
presidency ofthe TM club and all the seniors 21/r feet of kill, let's do it, four long years.
I, ~AX STEV~NS,being of somewhat fizzled and always n~tur­ nal ':'lind: leave Jimbo and Owen the ability to stop getting caught, Dame! Ricken':'lan the ability to stay out of BF's domain, because I
never coul~.M1ke George the ability to do it all and make it back safe- ly and Yog~ - what can I say, you're the bestl
I, SIL~S CALHOUN McMEEKIN, III, being of demented mind and questiOnable body, leave brother Thomas the hope he can withs-
ta~donemoreyear,JayJacksonthecaptaincyofthesmokingtree to Tripp Edwards permission, to Mike Tayloe YES because he own~it
anyway, and to MM, Kim, Mrs. F., Mac, Willa and Francis the memory of me and my very special thanks.
I, qHRIS~OPHER LEE HOWELL, being of all the ajectives a~soc1ated w1th good_ looks, leave Reed Skaggs a Barbie doll, Tim
0 Hey a soloflex, Keith and Gbenga their own bathroom Cam m drinking hoes, Jimbo Parrolt the number Lor Chico's Bail Bo an~
Mrs. Feagans many thank .
I, JIM ~ICHARDSON,beingofsound mind and body,leav GP and
DB ~y silky smooth techniqu of abusing th~ ystem, Jim Blount a
full t1m doctor for all his illnes e , DJ Patrick my ability to rock with
th b ~t:Mac my outstanding goir gam , Chri Graham my r dn~k
lng ab1l~ty and Bob Leak a hand hake for rontrollinr B period Economics It was th be tl
I, MARK PUCKETT, b lng of aound mind and quite a body lea Mr. Hopkins my per1ecution compl x, Mr . Berry a new ' ~
teacher and friend. Finally to all my friends I leave some great •
memories.
I, BRIAN SEBRELL, being of delerious mind and fatigued body,
leave Herndon Strokes 2 more years of cross country with DTB, Mar-. shall Thomas all the tins of Kodiak his heart desires, Tryg Brody my legs, Mr. Bloor all the terrible jokes about his nose - they were all in good fun, and Peter Hubby, John Gill, Jared Dawson and Rob Archie our train rides from DC plus plenty of Amtrack wenches. To VES I leave my 4 years and all the great experience they held. •
I, STOBAL GOODHART, being of cyrenaic mind and body,leave Charles Davis insta-celibary pills so he'll concentrate on his school work, Cliff, Jared and Bill, my original Madonna maneuvers, Peter Hubby a date with the Georgetown tigress, Mr. Mac an empty bottle
of Senator's Club whiskey and Kirk, Mom and Dad a ton of thank yous.
I, JOHN LITTLE, being a sound body and mind, leave Mike George the beach an endless supply of Copenhagen and a better ex- cuse to see Ann, Cliff a lacrosse ego and ability, Martin and Stanton a bottle of cologne in order to smell nice around a boys' school, and Mr. Hight my thanks - I couldn't have done it without you.
I, JOE 'PLUG' MAXWELL, being of sound mind and body, hereby leave Nelson Edmunds and Jim Montggmery_the chair of somnan - : bulism, Reed Skaggs my ability to stay up at night, Jim Parrott reali-
ty, Gbenga and Keith a life supply of Lysol and Rock Lee and Max Meador my thanks.
I, BANKS T ALLEY , after putting some serious thought into this, leave Brent Miller a can of Nair and a new pair of skates, Mark Medlin
a serious chem lab and a legal weekend, Hubby 20 cartons, some nhv. lungs and enough athletic credits to graduate, Bennett Biever a book
on how to coordinate elothes, and Ralph Maddrey a big C-tail for old times sake.
I, JEFF LOTH, being of bewildered mind and torn body, hereby I ave YES after 4 long and torturous years, the administration a prayer - you'll need it to survive the rising senior class, the rising
nior a hope you'll make the school sweat next year, Lerone so- meone to r place me a your patient and Mary Feagans and Jim
ulhvan th very be t, for you deserve nothing leu.
I, JEFF HURLEY, being of aound mind and body, leave John Hall.yJordan my good looks, a mirror and an f'go, David Fanta dream va<"ation in all bur.y, Harman, Dave Woodworth, Turner f)()r and Daryl Flynn an Asian wildhf calendar featuring our
favor1t rain pal who prowl cond J it and YES to anyone gulli b nough to b seduced by a amile and a frf' drink.
I, J PHILLIPS, being of great sound mind and body, leave my h avy m to Nuh Redwine and Randolph Turner, th
I, ALBERT POLLARD, being of Greek body and soul hereby '
leave. After that I leave my day student status to any boarder who wants a more creative lifestyle, Troy and Calhoun a mountain house of their own to destroy, Wayles some cookies (he lost his), my shovel to anyone who can surpass my best ability, and to those who feel they're worth it, I leave my four years.
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