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Yisitor (at priYate hospital): Can I see Lieutenant Parker, please?
~Iatron: We do not allow ordinary visiting. May I ask if you're a relative?
Yisitor (boldly): Oh, yes ! I 'm his sister.
}fatron: Well, well, I'm Yery glad to meet you. I'm hi~ mother.-Ladies' llome Jounwl.
He: Why do you put cream on your lips~ She: To keep the chaps away.
Of all sad words that pen has writ
The saddest, we think, arc "please remit." And the sweetest words of all, b~r heck!
To read in om mail, "Enclosed find check."
Dillard: J,;mne, how are Spencer and Hunt alike~
)[cad: I don't know, how~
Dillard: Well, you see, llunt he knows all and Spencer
he's a1l nose.
One by one in the infinite meadows of the gTade books blossom the'loYely zeros, the forget-me-nots of the teachers.
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