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"That was a fine 1lrive yon made this afternoon, }lr. ::.\elson."
'·Which do you mean?"
''Oh, you know; that time you hit the ball."
Jane Willis: \Yhy did the recruiting officer turn Charlie down ?
}[arie GiJls : On account of his eyes.
Jane ·willis: \Yhy, l think he has loYely eyes, don't you?
Simplicity: Is the light out in the hall? Dnllness: Yes; shall I bring it iu?
~"- certain sergeant for a color('(l company was gh·ing his command.
"}t'ir;;t," he said, "when l sa~·s 'l'i~ht drc-:s' I'm going to shoot do.;m the line. Then when l say::, 'eyes right' I wanto1 hear them eyes click."
'·In olden davs a O'Cntlemau nsecl to call upon a lady with '0
mnch formality and stately ceremony." "Well ?''
"Xow he merely dri,·cs up and honks for her to come out."
} l a n c l y : na ~tn s, ; · o n r c m i l l d m e o f d c m machines.
lroman's JIagnzine.
"They arc not going to teach German any more." ''\\'hy~"
"Because you can't belieYe a word they say."
d e r e . f l y i n '
. )faudy: \Yhy, becazc yonse no good on e