Page 55 - 1918 VES Meteor

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C. F. KIXXIER, Editor
Sentry : Y onr name ? Pri\·ate: Wiggins. Sentry: Y onr rank~ Private : I know it!
"\\"hy the noise?"
·'The barber is shaving himself."
"But why the ar~:,•11mem?" . , '·He is tryi11g to persuadf' hnnself to have a shampoo.
She used to sit npon his lap, As happy as could be;
But now it makes her seasick, He bas ,\·atcr on the knee.
)fr. Uilcmau : Who is the King of England, Browue?
13rownc: George is his first name. Ilis last name isn't in the book, but it begins with a V.
She: If I would let you kiss me on the check or on the: forehead, where would you kiss me?
H(·: I would hcsitatf' a long time l)('twC'en both.
")fikP."
';Phwat ~"
"I was just thinkin" after "·e get out of the trenches an'
back home again how nice an' peaceful that old boilcr-factor~­ will SQtmd to us."