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THE :.METEOR 79 G. A chuckle n day keeps the blues away.
7. A rit1g on the fing('r is worth ten on the telephone bell.
Illinois paper. "Girl students at Northwestern University last night slept in :.;ltifts, with some young women always on guard watching for thiC\·es". Probably the thieves bad al- ready stolen theit· pajamas.
TIF:GRETTAULE 0;\DUSSIO':.'i"
"Cousin IIenry," gasped his country relative whom he wns dridng horne, "you just missed that man."
"I know it!" returned her city host, "hut I haven't time to go back and try again."-Ex.
Speaking of intelligence, listen to the following two inci- ' dents and judge for yourself:
Football rec111it reporting to coach. "I'm a little stiff from bowling!"
Conch: "I don't care where you're from. Put on a uni- form and get jn the scrimmage."
Stew.: Deut.:
Bash.: Full.: Bash.:
"I'm a little stiff from lacrosse."
"That's funny. I come from Wisconsin myself."
"I'Ye got a beautiful loose leaf car." "\Vhat kind is that1"
"That is one of these Paiges." PoPt:LAR PnnasEs AT V. E. S.
1. ''\\hero is a storekeeper?"
2. ''Who gave me my columns and demerits?"
3. "Why didn't you tell me you stuck me~"
4. " did me common."
5. "DON'T S~IOKE HERE!"