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THE )1£n:on FJ:::I[J "X E'J'TES
Some women nrc like the wenther-chnngeable and talked about.
Many a young woman who woltld not worship n golden image worships a reflected one.
A girl will gladly listeu to soft nothings when she thinks
they mean something.
Women wish for long life but no\'er for old age.
A girl's palmy days are when she receives the most offers
for her hand.
Casting sheeps' eyes at a man is one way a girl has of
pulling the wool o•er his eyes.-E:~;. Ixco:\tPLETE IsFon:~raTION
"We are now exactly 1200 ft. above the leYel of tho sea." "What sea~"
"The guide book doesn't say." JEALOUS
"Robert," said the professor's wife, "who is this Violet Ray you arc always talking about~"
"WILLING TO TIELP
Conductor: "Change for MariettaI Change for ~1Bl·i­
etta!"
Hick Passenger: "I don't know who the gal is but I'll
chip
1.
2.
3. 4. 5.
in a dime."
PERVERTED PROVERBS
Every gay dog has his day.
AU is not golden that is peroxided. Alimony is the root of much e,·il.
He who hesitates is no self-starter.
The faster the pace the shorter the race.