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\\'jllic: '·1 a::;krd pa that and he said it was probably built during n fllluiuc.''-B.r.
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"Oh, I can't thread rhis needle, ma," Was little Dc~sie's cry,
"Just as tho tln·end is going thru' The needle winks its eye."
:llon.E LIKE IT "Been to the college football game, ch?
Is your son on "Judging by his looks, I shonld sa,v tho team was on him."
the team~"
WHAT MlSERYI
(With apologies to ")Jy Rosary")
The tours J',·e made on thee, Dear Track, Arc liko a stretch of mile:; to me,
I know I'Ye walked to Home and back, What )[iscry-What )lisery I
To stny off thee, each week 1 swear;
I try each day so good to be,
But Monday morn-I'm always there, What ~[iscry-\That j\fisery I
