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V. E. S. WINS FIRST GAME (Continued from page 1)
ing a pass and racing thirty - five
yards for a touchdown. Young's
pass to Grum1a1u: added the point
that brought our total up to thirty- five to nothing.
The game ended with C. H. S. having possession of the ball in the
midfield.
Line-up and summary:
V. E. S. C. H. S. Luck .................................. Williams left end
UcCoy ................................ Cochran left tackle
Lewis ...................................... Wood , left guard
NOTE
. In this issue the Meteor repub- h shes several articles from an ear- lier number. Since they are new to most of the school and especially en- tertaining, we feel sure that no one
will criti<.:ize their reappea.rance, winch was necessary because of the recent changes made in the staff.
THE PILGRll'tl
A Play in Two Scenes Dran1atis P ersonae
Two pugnacious young Ticks Luni-tick
Arithmi-tick
Flower
Scene I. Our scene opens on the
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and We're here!
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fall snap and style, from
KUPPENHEIMER $37.50 and $50
Our Hats, Shoes and Furnishings- complete in every detail-will outfit
Arnole ........................................ Gay left flank of a dog of lowbrow caste.
center Luni-tick, a brave young louse, is Hamner ................................ Gentry d1scoverecl recklessly striding up and
right guard down a long, bristly hair. Spruill ................................... Rhodes L1mi-tick
right tackle
Boyd .................................. Mustard right end
Day ...................................... Peyton quarter back
Wilkinson .......................... Lester T. right halfback
Farinholt .......................... Lester F.
left halfback
Goldsmith .......................... DeButts fullback
Substitutions - V . E. S.: Con- stantine for Hamner, Walton for Amole, Humrickhous·e for Gold-
smith, Y oung for Farinholt, Rhett for Boyd, Grurniaux for Luck, Boyd for Rhett, Goldsmith for Hurnrick- house, Hamner for Constantine, Farinholt fo:c Y oung, Constantine
for Hamner, Amole for \Valton, Walton for Amole, Young for Gold- smith, Brown for Lewis, Payne for Day, Rhett for Boyd, Hurnrick- house for Farinholt, Grumiaux for
Luck, :Munroe for Wilkinson, Pelton for l\IcCoy, Robinson for Humrick- house, ~ferrima.n for Spruill, Gold- smith, E., for Constantine. C. H. S. : Lang for Wood, Wood for Gentry, McCauley for Lester, T., Wingfield for Cochran, Lane for
Mustard, Mustard for Lane, Reslier for Williams, Lester, '.r., for Mc- Cauley, Lan e for DeButts. Referee, Funk (Ky.) ; Time-Keeper, Belote,
(Va.) ; Headlinesman, Crockett (H. S.); Umpire, Wallace (L. H.).
THE I.ADDS AS GOOD SAMARI- TANS
Ladd family when Dame Fortune sent a little mongrel pup to settle
The abode of my fathers Is c1ull.
I am wild for
Jew sights,
New surroundings.
Y e gods !
The same old hair,
The same old hide,
The same old taste
Of this dog's stale blood.
(Strokes the seventh hair seventh leg.)
(Suddenly) I am brave!
Y oung!
Strong!
I shall away, by gosh, I will. Here are my boots, my coat
green,
My walking stick, and my old
canteen.
Now I'm ready !
Alas, clear place,
I've loved you well;
And I would shed a tear,
But I am too excited. (Exit. )
Scene II. The soft, silky hair be- hind same cur's ear. A pale green light fills the scene. Enter Luni-
tick, tired and dusty. Luni-tick
Oh lovely !
A bit of Paradise,
So shady, so cool, so soft.
This is the place I've dreamed of,
I'll stop here.
Enter Arithmi-tick. A·rithmi-tick
Oh no, you won't.
This is my place. Luni-tick
Ah, ha,
you perfectly
f o r every
occasion.
Mr. Ladd
but Mrs. Ladd preferred a bull-dog. A1·ithrni-tick
wanted a
This was the state of affairs in the
And who are you ? I came
From an ancient line.
they gave her. She is now shining from numerous baths, has a s·oft pillow to sleep on, and is given all
kinds of good things to eat.
I.f you were to go by the Ladd
Sympathe-tick begat
Analy-tick, who begat
· Prophe-tick, who in turn begat-
Luni-tick
Bosh with your ancestors !
WHOLESAI.E GROCERS
PRINCE CANNED FRUITS PAID·IN CAPITAL $250,000
apartment you would probably hear Arithrni-tick
915-917-919 COMMERCE STREET
LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA
a conversatiou like this : "Follee, qu'est-ce que tu fais, rna petite chou,., from Mrs. Ladd, or "Folly,
behaYe yourself," from Mr. Ladd.
H ow F olly understands both French and English I do not know,
but she always obeys every com- mand. Folly is a cute little pup full of trick and fun, and I am quite sure that she will be very content and happy in her new horne.
- H. A. L.
(Serenely). Me,
But I digress.
This is my home;
I will not be dislodged.
L u n ·i - t i c k
I have come far,
Far from the southern end. Of thi.s dog.
I am tired and dusty.
I like this place-e-
I'll stay.
( Continued on page 4)
Reserved for
dachshund
We came thus (enumerating on the argument. Folly .was the name his fourteen tail feathers)
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"THE TRAINING GROUNP OF ALL THE PEOPLE"
I
ODE TO THE BELL
(With Apo.logies to Wordsworth)
It is a beauteous morning, calm and free.
Our tranquil dorm. is sleeping, every one
Snoring in hannony; the broad sun
Will rise up soon in its tranquillity; The gentleness of heaven is over me. Listen ! the cursed Bell the buildings
shake
And doth with its eternal motion
THE
make
A sound like thunder
Dear dreams, sweet dreams that flee
and leave me here--
If I should swear and curse that
Bell
My nature is not therefore less
divine.
I slept, it seemed to me, a year, And dreamed of palaces and kings,
'twas fine,
But now I'm awake, and cold-ah,
this is-well.
~C. B.Shipp,'22.
Would It?
I often wonder if, when florists aim My purse to touch,
A rose by any other name Would cost as much.
- J . w.
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