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Crockett Timekeeper : Belote (Va.)
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1\Ir. Mattfield: "Sizer, take that rug out and beat it."
File : "That isn't a rug, Mr. Matt- field, that's Caskie's towel."
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V. E. S. DEFEATS RANDOLPH· MACON
(Continued from page 2) failed to gain. At this point the final shot resounded.
Swnrnm·y
r. E. S.
Vance .................................... Taylor
l\Ian may learn to fly like a bird
but he will'never learn to sit on a Constantine barbed wire fence.
left end left tackle left guard
Phlegan Streater Fora
Hugh : "I'll bet you got this brace- let from a millionaire."
She: "Who?"
Hugh: "Woolworth."
A popular brand of cigarettes ad- vertises that there are no "ands" or
Miller
Walton
"ifs" in their quality. There are Day ........................................ Rosh.-y
plenty of butts tho.
Relax: "For Heaven's sake, old man, what's the matter?" ·
Reflex: "Oh, a chiropractor owed me five hundred dollars and I let him take it out in trade."
Our odd-job man reports that the only men who are in a position to tell their wives where to get off are those who work on street cars.
She (to eligible young man) : "When you find a girl like your mother used to be, you'll marry her?"
He: "Not necessarily. Mother shot father."
Maid : "You know that old vase, ma'am, you said 'ad bin 'anded down from generation to generation?"
Mistress : "Yes."
Maid : "Well, the present genera- tion 'as dropped it."
Turner: "Have you heard the new stable blues?"
Read : "No, how is it?"
Turner: "Words are fine, but the air is bad."
Elgin : «Am I descended from a monkey?"
She: "I dare say, but I'm not sure· I've never met your father's
Stockett : "Billy Sunday is a won- derful man. He converts thousands each year."
Boyd: "That's nothing, Ford shakes the devil out of millions every day."
City boy (looking at first wind- mill) : "Gee, uncle, that is some elec- tric fan you have out there cooling the cows."
"I'm no good unless I strike," said the match.
'"And you lose your head every time you do," said the matchbox.
The oldest woman's club is the broomstick.
"There goes another life," growled the cat as he crawled from beneath the steam roller.
Did you read about the girl that gave her sweetie shock absorbers the day before he was to go to the elec-
Men's and
'
people."
Sling a groan
For little Jake.
He stepped on the gas Instead o' the brake.
w .chair/
913 :Main Street
Goldsmith
left half-back fullback
Clothing and Furnishings
WILLS-CAMP COMPANY
Incorporated
NINTH AND MAIN STREETS
20; R.-M. A. 3. Referee: Heald (Va.)
912 Main Street
Umpire: Lewis
The Leading Manufacturing Jeweler Opticii.!ns
FIRST IN QUALITY QUICKEST IN SERVICE
and
H eadlinesman:
(H.-S.)
center right guard
Lewis ...................................... Nance
McCoy
Boyd ... .. .......... ... .. .......... ............ P i t t
right tackle right end
SUITS FOR. 30YS
Agents for
ox
TS
Society Brand
and
Stein-Bloch
Clothes
quarter-back
Wilkinson ................................ Sears right half-back
Farinholt ........................ Abramson
Y oung
Boys' Specialties
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Brassier
McCoy; Brown for Lewis; Lavinder for Wilkinson; Munroe for Payne.
R.-M. A .-Kidwell for Phlegan. Touchdowns: Goldsmith 3, Farin-
holt, Day. Point after touchdown: Goldsmith 4. First downs: V. E. S.
Substitutions: V. E.
for Wilkinson; Payne for Farinholt; Lavinder for Young; Farinholt for Payne; Wilkinson for Lavinder; Hamner for Walton; Amole for Mil- ler; Rhett for Boyd; Spruill for Constantine; Payne for Goldsmith; Grumiaux for Vance; Merriman for
R.-M. A.
Wilson
S .-Young
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