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METEORITES
Through the Telescope
By T ilE .\STROLO(;ER
To return to our obsen·atory of \'. E. S. we see many weird esca- pades happening out in the Yicinity of El Capitan Sandidge's house. A recent statement issued by the Cap'n was. •·Since the school started never has there been such a beaten trail to my door." But now the grass will grow more freely because the oper- etta is over!
Speaking of connoiseiu rs in the art of love. it has been debated whet her Pritchard's soothing type. ?ITaddux's slick manner. Ballou's rough tactics, Jimmy \\'hite's strict- ly romantic operations. or Clem Bradsher's hill manuevers work the best on the S. F. A ,\. (Simple Female's •\utomobilc 1\ss'n.)
So much for the goodwill tours to V. E. S. \\'e now hear that Fish Face is publishing "Blue Books" o n t h e " ]~viis o f K i s s i n g . ' ' T h i s being only a rumor, please obtain further in formation from almost any Peakland girl.
The art of love at V. E. S. is very popular. hut "Slick" :\[adclux pre- fers to debate with Suzy on the pos- s i b i l i t i e s a n d impo~sibilities o f t h e weather situation.
Li'l AI Williams coulcln't stand to see Batty Betty being dated by Screwy I-ewis so he again had to start toddling down Rivermont once more to the little white brick house.
Edgar Betty's sweater is being worn incessantly at Glass High. but inquiries show that "The \Yonder" alias \'irginia llollyrocks is holding the sweater as a form of ransom in order to induce Edgar to ask her
for a few dates. Edgar swears it was snatched from his hack, hut ru- mors say that he begged her to take it.
Juan \Villiamson has offered to give a formal demonstration of a popular hula dance step to the tune of "The Hawaiian \\'ar Chant"
( ,\Joha! Aloha!)
During the V - Club initiation
'·Owl :\ran.. \\'bite expressed his desire to date the mighty Jean Sheib. \\'ell. Owl, now. if vou really mean what you say. then'get in touch with the date committee composed of Jimmy \\'hite. Anne :\fartin. Jim Ballou. and all the other operatic stars.
\Vith spring vacation coming on there should be big talk of what's to take place when each hoy reaches his home town. and probably bigger talk yet when he leaYes. The fore- most· of these love-life orators should be "Chops." \\'e say this reminiscent of other instances.
Young Correspondent Writes
Oct. 28. 1907
DEAR EnNA: Dixie is getting along all rite. ]l ow or you and Lena. VVe or all-rite. I got my prise sat. It was a necktie with a little bear on etch end. they mooft the little roome of the scool-hous. they pot it on "·eelcs and tock it to mir buck \Vii- Jyamson.
• Your loveing brother,
JoE.
The above letter was written bv our own ~Ir. Banh at the tender age of 10. It is suggested that his English classes note the spelling remin iscent of some of their own efforts.
Calendar
Feb. 21-"Sudden-death" prm_ _ _ _ _-: to be fatal for the basketeers. \\'hi
Waller, Ballou and Betty. at Fis
burne.
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"l'im1 other pair
Ballou.
Feb. 2-1--Because of scarlet fe1 no game is played with E. H. S.
Feb. 26-.\ rainy \·irginia ~Ia daY. JTan\'Ood decides to join t an;phibiottS forces instead of wor ing with the cow cavalry at t stables.
Feb. 2R-Fork
Union downed 1
Feb. 25 - Williams and Jimn White (lovers) have a ~pree.
1\farch 3 -The Bishops quered by the Saints.
~larch 6 - - C o m e
weather fair "Bahs" and Bob lovable pair.
:\larch 9 ..\ brrrrisk mob mo~
:\[arch 1 0 - \ . Club Initiation- The ·'Train" leaves for "the Hi!
(Chapel).
.l\farch 12- The train
teach the illiterate.
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