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Astronomical Calendar
March 4--"Very" Lowe and his "gang" ambushed "Rip" Ferrell and
gave him the "Works."
March 6-A call for track men is
rewarded with ten boys, a dog and Muse.
March 8- Susie Wyatt sees Creasy nnd bewilderedly asks Mrs. Wyatt "What is it?"
March I0-"Biood, sweat and
tears" Ga nnaway
March 26-Returning. "Their's not to make reply
Their's not to reason why Their's but to come and try Into the doors of V.E.S. Rode the IOS."
March 27-Stories of 'Spring Va- cation" fly fast and furious and Mr. Harper has to hire another janitor to sweep up the "Bull."
March 31- Britt defines a woman as hate, envy, scorn, and etc. but declares he loves them all.
April 1- The V.E.S. Angels perform magnificently at St. John's.
April 3-JV s loose a few shoe strings after some "bad boys tie those poor little boys shoes together.
April S - G e ne ral Cockerille makes himself a gun and then looks into the mirror and thinks he sees a Com- munist and shoots himself.
April 6-Senior Banq uet comes around and Van Noppen gets so pol- luted on ginger ale that he uses his steak for a napkin.
April 9-Smith and Thomas submit plan to Chief-of-Staff Barton t hat puts the Marshall Plan and the Atom- ic bomb to shame.
April IS-Sue Terry has famous last words-"1 never will or want to see V.E.S. again."
April21- FarmerandMusehada thrilling ride on the ferris wheel while adorable Mary Lou and Minnie played hands on the next seat down.
April 22 Week later-Guess who? Sue Terry with all the beautiful and I mean beautiful gi rls of Stratford Count ry Club.
John Thomas goes to carnival to watch girls but instead got sucked in by a "gaming stand" and loses his own pants.
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March IS- Sue Terry writes Win-
ston sweet nothings in shorthand. March 16-1 OS boys sadly bid farewell and leave for ten days from lhe place they love and have found
a home in.
March 23-"Lil' " Rip Ferrell is
here and population of the great city of Lynchburg is increased.
People In The Public Eye
Hotchkiss finds out that Sarah has the urge to splash him in the face with a glass of milk (and after six months too.)
G.A.A. had it's picture taken with Mr. Gannaway, and Britt feels left out.
W inston is caught between wedges, the wedges being Sue and peeps.
G. T. Smith has a new occupation, picking cigarettes out of strange places, (Please don't make it a habit). Thompson lost fifteen dollars at the same place.
Lum explained to "Nails" all about a strip-tease show and "Nails" got all excited.
Miss Clark announced she wouldn't be available, so look out Mr. Magnu- son.
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