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As Christmas draws near this year, Th e Me t e o r , i n k e e p i n g w i t h i t s policy of better news coverage, has sent out its Inquiring Reporter to make the rounds and to find out how its honored subscribers plan to spend the holidays.
While eeling around Club Harris on Third Main, I. R. discovers Zeke and his mob, composed of "Weed- seed" Camden, "Ack-Ack" Ashton, and 'Iron" Rudy Ourednik, making plans for a pilgrimage back to the hills of Kaintuck. Zeke is going to indoctrinate thoroughly the boys in- to the ways of the hillbilly. The great trio of Chico, Pancho, and Juan, much as they love each other, are forced to break up for Christmas.
Whale" can't resist going back to that no-good state he talks about all the time (nobody can under-
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Capt. Malcolm A. Holliday, 219 Seabright St., Fort Bragg, N.C.
Dr. James A. Mitchener, Jr., Rodriguez Army Hospital. A.P.O. 851 pm
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Dr. Earl T. Owen, 3907 Boonsboro Road, Lynchburg, Va.
Dr. Robert A. Riley, Jr., Union Mem. Hospital, Baltimore 18, Md. AI Whitaker, N. Hermitage St., Kinston, N. C.
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Joseph Addison, Jr., 3417 0 St., N.W., Washington, D. C. Robert B. Barco, 315 35th St., Virginia Beach, Va.
David Collin Barnes, Jr., Main St., Murfreesboro, N. C. Hiram C. Bell, Pollocksville, N. C.
Thomas A. Bond, Jr., North Shore Rd., Lockhaven, Norfolk, Va. S. Bryan Broadfoot, P.O. Box 908, Wilmington, N. C.
Jay C. Bullen, I12 McKee St., Greenville, Tenn.
Fred W. Carrington, Jr., 611 Riverside Dr., Lynchburg, Va. James N. Carter, 3202 Kensington Ave., Richmond, Va.
S. Preston Craighill, Jr., Lynchburg, Va.
John F. Dashiell, Ill, 32 Wallace Circle, Portsmouth, Va.
Reid Earnhardt, 3308 Noyes, Charleston, W. Va.
Paul C. Edmunds, Jr., Magnolia Hill, Halifax, Va. Carrington Eggleston, 409 Park Street, Charlottesville, Va.
John J. Emerick, II, 601 41st St., S.E., Charleston, W.Va. K. Bruce Farabow, Jr., 603 Rountree St., Kinston, N. C.
S. Ward Finney, Penhook, Va.
John 0. Higginson, Rt. 3, Box 76, Charlottesville, Va.
Thomas W. Hill, Murfreesboro, N. C.
Vivian B. Hodgson, Jr., Virginia Beach, Va.
Thomas S. Highes, Jr., 704 W. Church St., Elizabeth City, N. C. Jess Jackson, Jr., Rt. I, Box 41, Williamsburg, Va.
John B. Jenkins, Ill, 518 Mowbray Arch, Norfolk, Va. William T. Joyner, Jr., 621 Blount St., Raleigh, N. C.
roads, but Ross says "Landrum and Ginny will have to fight it out for me and my 88." Woolery claims he can't get a date, so he's going back to Europe where they all eat him up. Goon and "Bonch" say they're going to work on their History V term pa- per so Daddy Yo won't be mad at them. Various sounds have bugged I. R. up on the facts about the "Biggest and wettest ball of 'em all" that Patsy, BeBooping Bootie, Driver, Waiter, Alcobar are going to throw during the Dixie Classics. Matthews, Towe, and Mus are going to give each other cameras for Christmas, and Weasel plans to send Bells a Christmas card to insure his being the first V. E. S. boy ever to get on the Committee after only one year here. Bonny has told him he can't miss, and he believes her, naturally. The last person interviewed by I. R. before going up to pack was Syl- VESter Thrusmooton Ill, Esquire. SylVESter showed I. R. a picture of what he wants for Christmas and would like it to be printed for Santa's
benefit. It is
CLUB HARRIS PAPERS
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more to his New Bern (or Winston- Salem-take your pick) women, while "Moon" will probably journey to Roa- noke to see those friends of Lynn's. Farinholt is likely t o g o t o Raleigh or Nag's Head; he hasn't decided yet. Gillespie and Craighill found that they liked it up here during Thanksgiving so they probably won't even go home. Daddy Lush is getting so used to pushing a baby carriage around the Lynchburg streets, he's likely to stay here too. Moye and he won't have too much trouble get- ting accommodations; Moye knows
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home where he can get away from "Fab" and get his daily brew. Every- one knows where Turner would like to spend his vacation, and it is ru- mored t h a t "Big Boy" will use his time reorganizing his gang, The Sen- ate, with his secretary, Big Red, who says of him, "You're getting better a1· the time." The I. R. reads on the Bulletin Board where the Big Three, Bells, Jo, and Duals, will make good use of their time getting things
straight about who next year's H. C. will be. Rand is going to Hollywood to teach Eddie Fisher how to sing, and K. is going home to stock up on Noxema for his equipment. Cannon claims there are too many wild beans around his neck of the woods and he'll be glad to get back to the "good Joes" at home. A. H. informs us that he'll be racing his Olds down dirt
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