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The African Queen invades 2nd West. Sid and his boys manage to sidetrack her to Main, but rough Rico barricades himself in his room.
Bunch drafts full-scale plans to ex- terminate all people with canes and :tchy trigger fingers.
Bells and his investigation commit- tee wipe out "HEY JO E," the war-cry of the Anti-English Teacher Party, 1ed by Doug and Em.
Baseball boys, led by Sid and Dr. I'cCiure fight cold weather with blankets and (ha) other methods.
"C. P." thought it was real funny about the African Queen since he wasn't tl:cre.
Lush and Nancy P. spend big week- end in the Hill City.
'Human Sacrifices" G a w I e r , Barnes, and Eastlack are offered to Beast" Footie by Sleeve, Head-
waiter, Emily, and Steve.
Doug gets foiled by Crack-Pot in
his bid to take over Gabby 'Hayes' movie roles.
Another bid to make the gym co- educational is foiled by Guru.
Footie says he wants his name in the Meteor for a change.
"Senator's wimmin" view baseball game from a distance. W orm shows off and Doughnut goes wild. because he s a mere track man.
Cupid starts early for spring as "Las" and "Moose" flake in after weekend minus jewelry.
Hose, Sid and Co. bug up Cobra on the facts. He also gets a short- sheet job a Ia Elcobar with assistance from Head.
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Out for a stroll, the Ole Astrologer
decides to drop in on the 160 acres and see what is going on.
A tall figure is seen passing out FREE samples from the store. Who is it? A salesman? No. it's Mr. G. It can't be! Just then Muir strides up and tells G. to quit giving things away. "How odd" thinks the old man, a n d he looks a t his e m p t y Fritz beer can, wondering if some- body put a mickey in it.
Fabulous Rico runs into a ghost in the dark and barricodes his room as Delagrange saves the doy by scaring the black ghost away.
In the chapel, the old man heors sweet music coming from the orgon. Wondering whether a new man has been hired as organist, he peers in to find J. J. Banks playing. "The organ must have been tuned!" says the old man, and again peers into his beer can.
B. Magill is spotted in the popular record shop, buying BeBop for a change.
Quillen and friends are seen in a huddle, pouring liquid from a jug. Ah ha! Now we've got him! But a taste of the liquid shows it to be WATER!
A roadster pulls up to school and d cool cot steps out, complete with drapes, cigarette, and leopardskin button-down hat. A new arrival? What the! It's B. B. Baahton. Also getting out of his car is a real cool cat with a chartreuse suit on. It's, it's Z. Zettler! Finally the old man sees something he might have expected. Z in a chartreuse suit is not too strange.
Razor drives up and hops out of his Cad. There's something wrong with him. Razor looks at himself and real- i7es that he's nothing but skin and bones. He quickly hops back in the Cad. Says he, "I forgot my muscles. I sent them to the cleaners."
Another figure passes by, all clean (Continued on poge 15, col. I)
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A master looked in Chiles' locker? Lawson grew taller?
Dr. B. stopped clearing his throat? Magill lost his demerit pad?
"No" didn't get a letter from Winchester?
Fox caught a rabbit?
Doug would shut up? R.M.W.C. moved out of town? The fat man reduced?
Trichel lost his smoking permission? Duals passed?
Leo growled?
Elliot really flexed his muscles?
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What Would Happen If Mr. Banks quit?
Dillard pitched a no hitter? Woolery flunked an exam? Tab moved to California? Baber had a hole in one? Price was made a counselor? Cowper quit griping?