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Heirlooms Left By
Seniors To Most Deserving
Leggett leaves his muscles to Elliot.
Post leaves his wit to Zip and his book of etiquette to Brady.
Quillen leaves his A.B.C. license to Mr. Hall (who's too young anyhow.)
Brooke leaves his model making ability to Price.
McCormick leaves his mathemati- clll ability to the Guru and also leaves his H. C. position to Goon (a job well done Goon Ed.)
Way leaves the four minute to Elliot.
Smith leaves his cooIness tp Tumbleweed.
• Lawson leaves Shanklin for Rich- mond and Mary and her little lambs. Russell l e a v e s his g o l f a b i l i t y t o
Kimball.
Campbell leaves his wagon to Fox. Fuller leaves his lungs to Bartol. Kellogg leaves his charleyhorse,
he hopes.
Spencer leaves his Trig grades to
Muir.
Wallace leaves his healthy colon
to Miss Christian.
Barber leaves his prowess in foot-
ball to Dillard.
Parker leaves his feet to go along with the Gu's hands.
Hassell leaves his place on the track
team to some poor sucker.
McClure leaves, finally.
Chiles leaves happily. Barker.leaves his ability to get sent
back to study hall.
Nowlin leaves his decanter to the
faculty (especially Guru.)
Hunt leaves Chemistry to Stone. Norfleet leaves his hair on 3rd
West.
Atherholt leaves his Cadillac to the
Guru.
Houck leaves Mohr. Sarqent leaves Houck. Mohr leaves Sargent.
MAKE RESERVATIONS FOR YOUR PARENTS AND FRIENDS
at the
VIRGINIAN HOTEL
R THE METEOR
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THE STARS BEHIND THE "METEOR"
The Ole Astrologer
The Ole Astrologer ambles out of hi~ favorite celestial "Coke" joint, falls flat on his face, and finally manages to crawl over to his astronomical tele- scope and eyeball the old 160, just for kicks. The first thing that crosses his lens is a little man running around with a lot of sheets of paper in his hands. He is heard to soy, "If I can't qet elected favorite master, NO- BODY will," and with that he tears the papers up. What's more, a little later he sees the little man locking himself in his room, and then throw- ing water all over himself. This puz- zles him because he hears from the grapevine that he later received a note saying, " Love and kisses fro m the boys." He shakes his head, takes another swig of pop, and adjusts his telescope. Now he sees the leading candidate for "most conceited" ac- cepting a trophy, with Mr. G. eyeing his beard disapprovingly. His only comment was, "I deserve it." Hi s attention is attracted by a typical V.E.S. riot, but he sees os the center of it, not a counselor, but the Great White Daddy himself! The lights go out, and the hiss of water pistols is heard above the roar. All this com- motion is too much for his peace- loving nature, so he shifts his gaze again. Now he sees Three -D Magee's and Tumbleweed's former girl eeling around with Jeffries at the B. V. D. dance. At this he doubles up with laughter, and rolls on a cloud, getting stardust all over his Bermuda shorts. After sending Rock a sympathy mes- sage on the pitiful attempt of the Tigers, and Dillard a congratulatory one on his mail service (Gretchen
Express), he is nearly glancing over the campus whe"n he hears shots, and the sound of breaking glass, accom- panied by the whine of sirens. FBI with the aid of the local P.O. cleans up the Lynchburg hoods, proving crime doesn't pay. The Ole Astrolo- (Continued on poge 17, col. 3)
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