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THE METEOR
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The Ole Astrologer
As the Reusens fog clears away,
the Ole Astrologer once more focuses his magic eyeballs on the cooler class of '55 and the Fat Man.
Another black cloud comes rolling in. It's beboping Baahton eeling onto the old 160 raring to go. The Ole Astrologer follows him around and gets all the lowdown on the local hoods.
A strange sight has dazzled all V. E. S. A hard cat, eight feet tall, was seen eeling around. If Garnett were back, he would recognize him. However, Rico is missing, so t h e mystery is solved. He has come out of his hole for the funeral. The fabul- ous Fat Man and Punk have cried their little chartreuse eyeballs out since the gangland war on the hill.
Turner and Keefer are waging a war for Flo's attention. Keefer has the upper hand now, but Turner is pushing hard. She has but one com- ment, "they're both so sweet and pretty that I can't decide."
A loud noise was heard coming from a black '50 Ford. "Farinholt's good, Farinholt's t he best," is the cry. Who is uttering the call? You guessed it! Ace has finally given us a break and admitted he's great.
Five cool eels seen slithering into chapel after a trip to they only know where. But they haven't played it cool enough. The Bells has spotted them and each picked up a nice four.
A loud whining noise is heard com- ing down V. E. S. Road. It's in low, now and is slammed. Wham, @-&, and a junkyard makes a haul. Lush is seen carrying .a broom and dust pan in order to clean the mess up.
From out of a big Caddie comes the whisper of, "Goat Man please take off your braces," The reply is "get it, boy."
From the "Club Harris" in 3rd West comes the beautiful and romantic song of "Please Driver," and seen sneaking off in the corner with an eely grin is cool, calm, and collected Cowper. But he seems to be cut somewhat.
Birdman is seen testing his wings out of 2nd Main East. He claims he can make it to the "new roost" now without taking a few pines with him.
The Ole Astrologer's care worn eyeballs need some rest; so he thumbs his way to his favorite bed in the Milky Way, humming the new song he learned from Rico.
SCHOOL ENROLLMENT
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Ross. George Thomas...... Mr. and Mrs. T. G. Ross, Ross' Steak House, 409 Fayettevilla, St., Raleigh, N. C. Royol, Stephen Douglas...............•......Mr. and Mrs. Alton Royal. Salemburg, N. C.
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. . . . . . . . . . . . D r . a n d M r s . G . K . S c h o l l , 2 3 4 E a s t M~~rket S t . , Johnson City, Tenn. .....Mr. and Mrs. R. V. Shanklin, Jr., 901 W. Jefferson Sr., Tallahassee, Florida Mrs. Fred J. Wiggins, Carmel Road Rr. No.2 Chorlotte, N. C. Srone, George Hughes . . . . . . Mr. ond Mrs. J. L. Stone, 1079 Rivermont Terrace, Lynchburg, Va. Stone, Richard Gabriel, Jr.. ... .. Dr. and Mrs. R. G. Stone, St. M~~ry's School & Jr. College, Raleigh, N. C. Taylor, Robert Edward, Jr....... . . . .. ... Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Taylor, Meadowbrook Heights, Charlottesville, Va. Thomas, James E:vey, Jr... . . Mr. and Mrs. J. Elvey Thomas 904 Vrmce St., Raleigh, N. C. Thomos, Williom Gibbs ........... Mr. and Mrs. B. G. Thomos, Lock Box 488. Erwin, N. C. Towe, Clifford Pritchord..•.....Mr. ond Mrs. John H. Towe. I00 Church St., Hertford. N. C. Trichel. Gervois Willioms, Jr..... ....... Mrs. Eloine H. Trichel, 4716 Brodley Blvd., No. 201, Chevy Chase 15, Md. Turner, Robert Rondolph, Ill.......Mrs. Frances M. Turner, 280 Church St., Wytheville, Vo. Tyus, Robert Flournoy . . . . . . . . Mr. ond Mrs. Jonos Tyrus, Stony Creek, Vo. Woddell, Anthony Edgor (Tony).. . Mrs. Ned Woddell, Nelson Aportments, No. 211-A, Lexington, Vo. *Wolker, Brion Keith ........ Rev. and Mrs. P. A. Walker 339 Woodlond Ave., Lynchburg, Vo. Word, John, Ill...................Mr. ond Mrs. John Ward, Jr.. Box 332. Whiteville, N.C. Word, Peter Otey, Jr.............. Col. ond Mrs. P. 0. Word, 903 Wise St., Lynchburg, Vo. Woyburn, Somuel M., Jr..... Mr. and Mrs. Som M. Wayburn, 2708 Fairview Rd., Roleigh, N. C. *Webb, Edword Gedney, Jr....... Mr. ond Mrs. E. G. Webb, Trent's Ferry Rd., Lynchburg, Vo. *Webb, Peter Eugene ..... . .. . ... Mr. ond Mrs. E. G. Webb, Tren:'s Ferry Rd., Lynchburg, Vo. Wells, Alan Gordon, Jr.. . .Mr. ond Mrs. A. Gordon Wells, 2328 Providence Rood, Chorlotte 7 N. C. White, Jomes Mullen, Ill, (Joy) ....... .• Mr. ond Mrs. J. M. White, Jr. Box 3, Boykins, Vo. *Winfree, Peyton Brown, Ill. ........... Mr. ond Mrs. P. B. Winfree, Jr., 3865 Peoklond Ploce, Lynchburg, Yo. Woolery, Jomes Godfrey.... Mr. ond Mrs. J. M. Woolery, 2017 Glenwood Ave., Roleigh, N.C.
S c h o l l , G e o r g e K e n n e t h , J r . . . Shanklin, Richard Yair, Ill. .
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Simpson, Wollace W., Jr.
People In The Public Eye
Ole 160-Tough luck. It's still here. Roe (Gib)-He's still here too.
Stone (Sabu)-W ashing with the best of them.
helmets
Matthews (Punk)-F i II i n g shoes.
Woolery-Bingoed!
Sid's
Rattler-Being called from the barn.
Rico and Punk-First shots.
Keefer (Buii)-Another Polly? English Class-A new paint job
but the same mouldy jokes.
Blair and Ranny-Congratulations
to our co-captains for '54.
Football Team-BEAT WOOD-
BERRY!
Alumni News
(Continued from Page 10) 1947
Daniel Long Bell has finished Law School at Chapel Hill. As a reward for excellent work he was awarded the Doctor of Laws degree. He took the State Bar examination in North Carolina during the summer. We hear he wants to become 'lffiliated with the F.B.I.
Thomas Mott Alexander of Char- lotte has just graduated from M.I.T., winning second honors. Congratula- tions, Tom.
Rico- Heartbroken over the death of two of his women.
Cowper (Driver)-Cool S u n d a y night date.
Club Harriss-Open for business Christmas.
Cranz (Goat-Man)-Being taught how to dress by Rico and Elcobar. Thomas (Eicobar)- L o s i n g half his face to Ellett's cleats. Hm, maybe
it helped.
Rollins (Waiter)-"Head" of the
J.V .' s.
Turner and Philthypott- Keeping
the diaper dorm hoods in line. Carter (E·d)-New school saw-
bones.
Guru- A new tan suit? Cannon-Cuts up "Winkey."
New Counselors-Congrats and
sympathy.
Rand (T.V. singer)- Maybe next
year you'll make the choir.
Cranz (William)-Only 86 plays. Bird Man-Blowing smoke rings
now!