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Well, for the last time I train my scope on the old 160-the year is really ending with a blast. Tooth- pick W entz pulled the coolest play of his career. While in front of the Woodberry women, Pete decided he'd better impress them a little. Rounding· third base, he slid into home in a cloud of dust. Everybody was impressed-especially Mr. Lee. When Earle showed up at supper Monday night, everybody was even more impressed-his arm was white instead of pink.
Now for some summer activities. Weasel is going to have what he calls an "ideal summer." He's really gotten a big promotion. Last year, the "Mink" sprinkled the baby pow- der-this year he gets to put the diapers on his little campers. Don't forget the safety pins and plastic sheets . . . two more years and our boy'll run the place, and he says they have a really terrific Coke ma- chine.
Another V.E.S. Alumnus, Homer, is going to drive a dump truck, but the trouble is, he can't drive it to Longwood. If anyone sees a forlorn figure trying to get to Farmville via Thumbsville, please be kind and pick him up, because it'll only be harm- less ol' H. C. trying to work in a few hours with his studious girl friend. (She doesn't go to school nine months a year; for the pink, y'ellow, or whatever education she's getting, she figures she needs 12).
White Rose, Part IV: He and Screwey went fishing last week . . . but didn't catch anything ... wrong bait . . . Things improved after some timely advice from the cool one.
During the balloting in Study Hall the other day, some mighty
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funny things were taking place. Payne and McGee were saying, "I'll vote for you if you'll vote for me," and Bean Dillon cast 15 votes, but in a strange fashion. I can't under- stand why he put 12 circles, I "H" and I 'Head" by his name . you'd think he wanted to do the job all by himself!
Chrome-dome walked cut with a big grin on his face, thinking he'd gotien 154 votes for H. C., but Jap made it 153 . . . something about he couldn't stand to have a bald- headed head counselor.
As often happens, one of the newer counselors got out of hand and tried to suppress a flourishing band of Beatniks on Second W est. The next morning he was bundled up like a baby, taken to the lower field and dumped. Hugh . .. is running out of time . . . looks like he'll end up dating some local talent. Please
face reality, boy! It's happened!
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PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE
P ARKER-becomes
EPPS-turns lover. SlMPSON-buying tickets for Texas. CARTER-in love?
DILLON-the Shadow. DUNCAN-finds a lovely. WITHERSPOON-seen at the Ma-
rine Recruiting station. CUNNINGHAM-hears of Clarke. SHANKLIN-trying to buy a toupee. CHATHAM HALL-good food ... RAWLS-receives the box. EDMUNDS- W ho will it be?
P AGE-shafted again. RICHARDSON-''put-put.''
P A YNE-cradle snatcher. BOTTGER-Mutiny! JOSLYN-defeats Minor. MUSE-RAM.
FLOYD-missed by lightning
Why?
CAMPBELL-"Hail, AI Capone!" WENTZ-"But sir, She called me!" HUTTER (B)-permanent office boy. DILLON-passes Payne on the in-
side.
BONFOEY -"Who is Sam Vest?" BUNN-please take a hint!
DA VIDSON-gives it the college try
- g e t s high school results. ALLEN-Is it best man or usher
White Rose?
CLARKE-Has anybody seen my
date?
CUNNINGHAM-Takes his 8th
weekend.
PERRY-loses out to Dillon. DAVIDSON-We envy you, King
Demerit!
FLOYD-missed by 50 yards.
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