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METEORITES
As I arise from my pad in Clouds- ville and drop on to the New 160 to watch the arrival of the chosen ones for their last year at V.E.S. (maybe), I suddenly see a cloud of dust and hear a squeal of tires as "Beetle- Bomb" Burke and "Hot Rod" Redick go peeling down the "V" club ex- pressway in the school's speedy Cor-
vette station wagon. J umping out of the way just in time I see the Japanese, one-third of B, J, & J Enterprises, t h e b i g g e s t l i t t l e busi- ness in VESville.
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This brings back memories of the big occasion this last summer a t ,_ Myrtle when the Eagle finally flew low enough to indulge in some ABC joy juice. The seven day blast was marred only• by J o - J o E's inability to find the proper place at the prop- er time, and Dempsey Hodges at- tempt to re-enact the fabled fly right of 1957. But instead of flying through the E.H.S. line he flew through glass (and I don't mean
E. C.).
As I now drift down to the tennis courts, I glimpse Rocky-Poo and the Pinkheaded Pebble playing a rousing set. Among the observers are two wan-looking persons, Speedy• and Spot, who decided to join the broth- erhood of the married this summer.
Instead of returning to my home on Cloud IX, your old daddy has decided to hang arou nd 'til next Saturday when I join the Beatniks turned Eatniks in t h e clubroom for furburgers. So until next moon , all you Cats play it all the way out and don't eat too much.
V. E. S. COUNSELORS '59-'60
First row: Lucius Polk Dillon, Ill; James Robert Shanklin, Jr., Head Coun-
selor; Kemp Neal Hunt; (Honor Committee).
Second row: Beverly Scott Hutter, Jr.; Edward Monroe Bonfoey, Jr.; Austin
Cooke, Jr.; Weldon Walter Tuck; Claude Vernon Spratley, Ill; Stanley Charles Cunningham, II.
It seems that the Enterprisers suf- fered a blow when the pizza party S, failed to go over. I hear that the II next Saturday night treat in store is
Crawford: I'm too good to play varsity.
Small: Run! Run!
Englander: When you gotta go, you
gotta go!
W entz, Hunt, Spratley, and Ed- munds: We're poor little lambs who have lost our way.
Snort: Developing a harem of Lynch- burg lovelies (???).
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Third row: Hugh Garland
Frank Lee Gray; James Fielding Douthat; Thomas Hackney Parker.
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PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE
Class of 1960: ??? (Ha!)
Mr. Daniels: Wha-who-wha?
J & J Enterprises: My how the
money• rolls in!
Wild Bill: Strikes out for the first
time in fourteen years.
Tuck, Hutter & English: Yes, that
was a pretty good cake.
Campbell, Meador, Barnes & Dun- can: Didn't quite make it.
Winston, Thomas R., and Boone:
Found reading "Lady Chatterley's
Doutha t and Shi e ld: New (the bathroom).
"Poppa" Blood: Baldness
the distinction of my position.
Lover" to each other.
Lewis: Make it a 44 C please. Three Musketeers: Rumor is
Vaughan, Nelson & Scholl: A letter a day keeps the blues away.
Lee, W.: One for three, first time up.
Public Notice
Visiting hours for the Assistant Headmaster are as follows:
7:00 to I0:00 P. M. for masters. Students by appointment only.
t h a t they've dropped to one; Durble
still hangs on.
K. B. to Wentz: If you want it, come and get it.
Mr. Houck: Behind the trees, boys. Here they come again!
Gregory: Sporting a $120 smile.
Edmunds, Jr.;
Conway Howard Shield,
Hunt and Hutter: How was basket- ball camp, boys?
Mr. Wyatt: Big game hunting in the west lounge.
Jap: Following in the footsteps of his big daddy, El Hard Hono Day.
Daingerfi eld : Snows all the young talent.
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