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several hours later at my motel I spotted the governor carrying a large "Qundle of freshly Iaundered sheets. "How-er-ya doin' young fel- j
Jer ?"
"I'm fine thank you ... sir;
if you could spare a few mo. ments, I'd like to talk with ycu.
I'm a reporter."
"A fine occupation, son ...
"Thank you sir . . . E\·eo though you have categor ic:' ly denied any alliance with seg- regationist £;1dions, your por - ularity still seems to be below
par in minorities' groups. Does
this bother you at all?"
"Well, being the common
man's common man, I think I c3n safely say no."
"But if you are elected with- out the support of th"Se fac- tions, there may be some active resistance to your administra-
tion. What do you propose t o
do about this?"
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many nippies and higgers as ~s possible. Of course, when I'm 3t elected, I'll put a full-time
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squad on salary whose mem- bers can spend all day running over people. On a larger scale, I will also incorporate the use of wide-load tractor-trailers in my ultimate solution for the
population explosion."
"That sounds most intrigu-
ing. While we're on the sub- ject of minority groups, what is your view on the urban situ-
Rice Matthews (40) fakes a handolf to Walker Box (80) during the second quarter of the Norfolk game. The Bishops went on to win 51-27.
vising the general public to use
ation?"
___ "Uhi!lk that the knee-grows'
behavior is absolutely atro-
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"But don't you feel that the living standards of these peo- ple need to be upgraded before any progress can be made to- wards a solution?"
"Of course; and I olan to offer an 8" X 10" color photo- graph of the American flag, suitable for framing, free of charge, to all slum-dwellers. If that won't cheer 'em up, I don't know what will."
"You have recently stated
that you expect great support
from the Tioves. Why is this
and what is your plan for the war?"
"Well, I think we should look for an honorable peace at the conference table, a,nd if we
can't find one, blast the hell out of Hanoi. This seems to appeal to all those really inter- ested in world peace."
"You've b e e n clarified on most of your major issues, but exactly how do you feel about Your opponents?"
"Well, as I've always con- tended, Hubert has proved that he is just an old sissy-britches. Besides that there's not a dime's worth'of difference be- ~Ween him and Dick. And even If there were I don't think I'd like Dick anyway.
"I'd like to ask just one more Question of special interest to our readers. Virginia Episco- pal School is this year operat- Ing without a permanent head- ma.~ter, and I'd like your ..."
"Well, I'm going to be very busy next year, but I'm always
glad to help in the education of You.ng people. If you'll just mail the petition to me, I'll ~ave my county managers get
work on it right away. How many names did you say it
cious. They have resorted violence without exploring any of the other channels. When I was governor, the back door of the Capitol was always open, and it'll be just the same in Washington."
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At the first horne game against Blue Ridge Rice Matthews (40) runs the ball while Allen Hamblen (33), Edmund-Badharn (61) and Parker Lumpkin (73) clear the way. First score had VES ahead 32-0.
-Peter Grover (65), T. Barker Dameron (44) and Clay Ferebee (60) closein on the Episcopal offense. The Bishops dropped this close contest 20-12.