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THE METEOR
NOVEMBER 10, 1979
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The Vanity Football team's
thia DOW stands at I.. (1_. in the Prep League), not
when to _ ., or any other year for that
matter. However, u a player on U . team, I feel that we do have tbinp going for 111,
would mi. . by mere lylooldng at our record.
pme long and bard. Memories of B.K.'s speedway are Btill fresh in the linemen's
memories. However, the follow- ing weekend, an upsurge was encountered. The team traveled to Woodberry, and though we lo.t, the "Buggers" were left ly- ing in the field licking the wounds of battle. The game was
much going for them, why don't they win more?" To answer this, one must review the possible
reasons: Could it be the coaching staff? The answer to that is a definite NOI Mr. Mun- dy and Mr. Berry have worked as bard u the players all season, not only giving their
knowledge to us, but also their moral support. And Mr. Lee? To me, he is the major reason we
have performed so well in the last tbree games. He bas told us all along the way what potential
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One hidden ia the fact
t u t the membezs of tbia year's
team wa•t to play foot- one of 70 yards on which we
ball wbereu in years past, peo- were unable to score. On ple have been forced to play defense, Woodberry wasn't giv--
atbletica. A notber Hes in the that this year's team b u
they bad to resort to aerial tac- tics.
On Parent's Weekend at the Old 160, '"those boys from Rich- mond" we:re here. St. Cbris ar-
I bav a t.errtbt f lin that I am to loot lik you. J u t think wbat will bappen if I tunoutIlk you.
Au
Diples The Skoal Brothers are in the
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There are two myths which need clarification: every girl girl doesn't. Both maxims overgeneralize. Read the
Bad Luck Plagues Bishops • after the Norfolk · oneseU uking, "V:E:s. hu so
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How To Pick Up A Date
highlighted by several oHensive drives, including a noteworthy
limply beeau.e of mandatory en an Inch on the ground, and we had; be never lost faith in us,
and be never will!
Could the fault lie in the
players? Again, this draws a no! Everyone bas given his all, as is exemplified by the 91 yard drive right down the middle in the Collegiate game. In that game, our oflense was rated 4th in the Prep League, yet we succeeded in driving that far against the #1 ranked defen.e.
and trounced R.M.A. In a rain- Coli giat . Again, the often lies simply with bad luck. Luck drench d game, which wu only mad tup ndou drlv s (91 't been with u at all
a minor dlaplay of what ou:r yard for a touchdown in one in- year. My only hope l that w team wu capable of. Ev nalt r tane ), and th def n e no won't need any next year, nd tbia spark, we couldn't I aw orne. N v rth I , that the bigge t problem we will
m to kl th n ded fir . Lady Luck w a ainst u one have will be in fiJJing Will Mar- and w uff red bumUiaUn gain, and th Mighty Bishop shall' shoe ...and tho are
DOt only ability, which, aceording
to Mr. Lee, looka at tim s, a lot
like that of the '69 team, but a
unity among all of the team rived undefeated, and left that
by Mark
Anyone can pick up girls, regardless of his looks, physique, car,
cardiac condition. Futhermore, any girl can be picked up, even if appears hard to lilt.
Many "experts" recommend special lines to use while picking girls. Twenty (20) yards of one-half inch nylon line should be
to work together and each other even In tb
way also, but not unUl they too
had felt the craek of the mighty we have suffered thiJ whip which was continuing to
year.
The aeuon it.aell started ofl rora, fumbles, and finger-tip
on a fairly bad note. We loat to
Ravenaeroft In th a ason Bishop that day.
opener, but w bounc d back On th Oct. 27, w travel d to where doe it lie? I believe it
loaae to both F.U.M.A. ana lost to th Cougar .
th only shoe we want to fill- right Mr. Le ?
Dea:r Moo e
Y our valuable xp rience
with girl related problems i n dd d peratly. You se. very tim I tak this c rtain
girl out in my pick-up sh always wants to rid in the back. I thought at fir t that maybe she didn't lik tb truck I brought my D d's big car on tbnxtdte.Thitimab at In th back t. What can I do
to charm thi girl?
try one of the many mechanical aids or devices available through the mail or special shops. Most merchants are discrete (using plain brown wrappings), and many items carry excellent guarantees. Sears, for example, sells a slick hydraulic jack which can lift a truck. It should serve all your needs. The Templeton
Co. will rent you a skyhook or a small crane for those girls who pear aloof, distant, or otherwise inaccessible.
Remember, practice makes perfect. Start modestly in privacy of your room. Rocking chairs are good to practice
because they move in only one direction. Avoid your family girls rarely fall willingly onto all fours simply to be picked Above all, avoid your roommate. You could get carried away.
Norfolk.
After 11 of thl , on may find
build. Seemingly, careleu er-
paas s were the
of the
Well, U the fault doesn't lie with the coaches or the players,
ficio
A boy scout manual will help with the various knots and you may encounter. If you are shy or weak-kneed, you
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Dear Dipless,
process of securing a 'dip tree'
ol all the
glory that you will att•in bein
.a and my look -like- What U you
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Editor-in Cblef: Sambo Dixon
A11ist•nt Editor: Tom Urquhart Sporte Editor: Mike Croxson Art EdJtor: Marshall Bowden EdJtoriaJa: Mr. Armstrong
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Reporters: Randy Meador, Chris Connell, John Kollmansperger. Tom Milstead, Kirk Rice, .Marshall Bowden Kirke Johnson, Will Massie, Garrett Jeter, Carter Kemper:•
Typista: Jackson Bowman, Marshall Kearns and David Burks. Layoat: Tom Urquhart and Sambo Dixon
Cartoou: Steve Templeton
. Mrs. James, Jimmy Randle, Tom Urquhart, Sambo Dixon and Mr. Somerville
AdvbMr:Nir.SomennJJe
The Meteor Steff would like to thank Mrs. James for all the time she
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igned, Front Seat. Dear All Alone In Tb Front
Put Pat Yo tin the back
of your car or the back end of your pick-up truck. II this does not be:r into the front seat with you, she baa problems.
Dear Moose
I am terribly disappointed
and depressed. My alarm dock didn't o oH on the morning of
October 19 at 6 o'clock. (.;onse- quently I didn't make it to the Bargain Mart. I heard that they had a wide selection of blow dryers that I would like to have added to MY: collection. I really
get off on disco hai:rdoos. Signed,
The Muscle Man from the Sun- shine State.
Dear Muscle Man from the Sun- shine State,
All Alon
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A girl who has fallen on the ice is dying to be picked up-even if
appears frigid. Choose the situation carefully, however, Bertha, a lady wrestler, was on her back at the armory last day. I though it was the perfect pick up, but she never let me fin
etting up my hydraulic jack.
Need more information? Buy my new illustrated book, How
Pick Up Girls, for $9.95, plus postage and handling. (Order midnight to insure delivery.) If you act now I will include a album, "The Pope Sings His Favorite Gregorian Chants." Happy
prices. So boogie on down and pick up a
couple.
Dear Moose, .
I love my dip. Yet there is no where I can enjoy this great
pleasure- please help me. Signed,
Don't worry about it, Jody where your pleasure can be and Jean's Beauty Parlor just fulfilled. Wh~m consulted on the
came out with the latest hair matter, Mr. Mundy advised, "Run away and join the rodeo."
put into proofreading.
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