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THE METEOR
DECEMBER 15, 1979
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nick-namea to their proper ownera, you will win 5 free minutea of all you can eat at the Snack . The winner will be tbe periOD who hand. the correct
auwen to Sambo DU:on or Mr. Good Lucid
1. Boomer________ 2. Animal -----:-----::---
8. Mooee (Tom Sapatead)._ 4. Goon ___________
5. Eckedge -------- 6. Lil Abner·------------
7. RedL------------- 8. FlameOne•------------ 9. Big
10. Big George, Wbadda we eat, 11. Goat -------------
~-Mule ___________ 47. Mae -------------
48. Bubba------- 49. Wabbit_______
50. Orchid ---------- 51. Troll________
52. Bristles_ _ _ _ _ _ 53.EWildcat.___ ___
54.Cannonball---- - -- 55. E g o · - - - - - - - - -
56. Poleyester Head.~--- 57. Rusty_ _ _ _ _ _ _
56. Tool _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 59. Box Hea.u._________
60. Nark----------- 61. Sperger__________
62. Frenchie------- 63. Newt_ _ _ _ _ _ __
64. tatoo---------- 65. Blade_________
\t National merit Finalist
byCiaria
We have in our presence at .E.S. now a gifted student John Kollmansperger.
"D-Boy" by his fellow h~bas b~enon a record
demerit binge for the two years. Only one in ten
Ilion students qualify as na- demerit finali ts, and yet
bas demonstrated the in- e tion I fortitude and deter-
tobecoming He has achieved his goal
anks m inly to hi ince sant · ng and trouble making. .E.S. has in pa t years been
with an abundance of tudents; recent winners Tommy Bruhn and Paul
IfJohn intere ted,becould anyofnumerou cholar-
s hip . General Electric ha
all of
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Dear Moose,
A good friend of mine set me
up with a real dog for the Christmas dance. I really don't want to go out with her. What
canI do?
Signed, IWishIWereDead
76. Drew----------- mouth run, w could have th plewithredbeardsifhedoesn't JohnMaysandtellherthatitis 22. Ma!Jina---------- 77. pace_ _ _ _ _ __ you. Ifshe still wants to go out
2. Klepper________ doutofgame .Inschoolheha unfortunately yet to go ov r
_______ 13. Sk eter------------- 68. ominex ---------
r
Dear Moose,
I failed Mr. Mundy's exam. I
studied, and studied but still I can'tfigureoutwhatIdidwrong. Can you help?
Signed, Depressed
12. Percy_________
14. Android_ _ _ _ _ _ _ 69. Spider legs,_ _ _ _ _
15. Hollywood ---------- 70. Bear ------------- 16. Hummer------- 71. Crouton________
17. Buuy______________ 72. Blow 01 :,___ _ _ ___ 18. 73. Fl twood_ _ _ _ _ _
Dear Depressed,
My advice to you is to kidnap
coo~_
67. Lurch.________
66. Too
Dear I Wish I Were Dead, OO.S~t cholar hip ing that, "ii we Luke and threaten to clip his The best way to get out ofyour
19. Buttered Yo t, Dip_ _ _ _ _____________
74. Cud r___________
alre dy offered him a $5,000
21.Duke_ _________ 75.ChkknHaw~---- could e jutwhatmake hi ear andtrainhimtoattackpeo- dateistosendherapictureof
Suge_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __
25. Sneaky---------- 79. Fi h ------------ time pi ying J.V. Footb II in
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~.&bn____________ Rightnow,Johnijutbidinghis withyou,you'rereallyintrou-
2e.Dawr
Dear Moo e,
did horribly in every class. No
n.
28. Peubocly _________
~t___________ 29. J. c.
I thought that I had a date for . Hind nbur Hea ' - - - - tw nty-tlv demerits in a singl college will take me. What can I the dance, but now I don't. She
80.MJon
81. Hairdo--------- 82.
. Lightnln Bon
Mopey------- 7. Puppy-------
w k.Tb ntlr V.E. .com· munity wish s John luck in his
Ifort to chi v more
w Water AtVE.
BY ri Cou ll
At V.E.. thi year, everal
new and innovativ sport bav n add d to our athl tic pro-
grm.Th firtandbyfartb m t wa tb brain-
torm of Chuck McCarthy,
do?
turned me down. What do I do?
Signed,
Lonely
Dear Lonely,
Don't despair. I hear that
Beaumadine S.klevage is looking for a date.
MAD STAMPER CONTINUES TO HAUNT V.E.S. LIBRARY
by Kerke Johnson
as many of us have noticed recently and in the past, there has been some sort of weird
spirit which seems to haunt the V.E.S. library. It is very mysterious and quite wary of humans as far as we can tell. No
one has ever actually seen the cunning spirit before, but there is always evidence left behind to
verify its presence. Up to this point, the only obvious things disturbed in the library have been the magazines or
periodicals. When flipping through a magazine of any sort, one may find the bold, red, Virginia Episcopal School
Library stamp on every picture of an attractive woman. This oc-
curence continues to baffle students and teachers alike.
A fter close examination of the
victimized magazines, scientist
Mr. Kehrer stated, "the only visi- · ble evidenc!l the entrty 1e1t
behind, so far, seems to be the V.E.S. stamp and small rabbit paw prints of red ink. The paw prints are very rare and I was
able to detect them on a few pages by usin.r a ma.rnifvinll
88.Roc: rI the mp________
84. p nruln-----------
88. Dr. tran 90. ae. wud au._______
~.Boo ___________ 91. u. bony___________ 92.
lac :___ _ _ _ _ Bou n-------
Dear No Hope,
Don't worry about it, I hear
that the Marines are looking for afewgoodmen.
totally disappear within the tube.
Ther is talk around school that George Lupton is forming a water skiing club and that they m et whenever the plumbing in
Jett backs up. So far, however, tber bas been no evidence of
such a team . What next, a Y achting club.
New Sport at VF.S by Kerke Johnson
The Meteor has recent! learned that a new sport is in
offing for winter - the V pinball team. The team will
coached by Bruce "The Wizard McCormick and Jay
"Rack-em-up" Hight. McCor-
mick and_Hight, being experts the coveted pinball machines can often be seen in the Bedford Ave. Seven Elllven
store polishing their skills. coaches feel that pinball will be
change from the sam"' old sports After attending a prep league ference on PinbalJ rules and
ons, both coaches mploy their newly learned
on Varsity material.
New Bally pinball machines been ordered and hopefully
cont. p. 13
89. Bullwlnkl
Ea I Fac•-------- 94. Turnip-------
--------- 42. nak ( ill_________
40. Dinky
41. P mbuck --------
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9 . Cool Dr z'-------- Goof &lll - - - - - -
97. Thi h '- - - - - Too Ta :.___ _ _ _ _ _
. h rwood-------
48. Greuy Lo,u._______ 44. Footai
Poot r--------
day wbil
taking
7 . Pinky________ answer to the energy crisi ." younextterm.
80. Bull t
81.cowmout,__________ whichh excII atgttingkick·
ble. Mytermaverageispathetic.I DearMoose,
Doc
o f I'M Mediocre
cont. p. 13
wat r polo. On
a hwraftratbiti Chuck d cid dto topuptb drain and lill in tb doorway with towel .
Tb id took bold and everal tud n took to h lpin Chuck fulfill hi dr am. Within two
h ur tb ater bad r ach d a h i ht of four fe t. D ciding upon t hi a ta ndard depth,
t urned with a volJeybaU m began. ofarth y bav play d Woodb rry and Blu Rid at home and they
t.and 2-0 in th prep I ague. Rul 2A oi th pr p league's ater Polo rule book gave ri
to tb econd n w port. It
that after every practice the bower mu t be drained and
cl ned. To do tbi , tb towel which keep the water from flow- ing out of the door ay to the
bowers are removed; tbi sends forth a huge all of water. For
this reason John Liles and Ken-
neth Templeton have t.arted the
club. Taking advantage manmade wave, John and Kenneth can be seen almost daily surfing through the locker room. KeDDeth baa even been kMw a to
Chuck r ndtb
of tbi
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Signed, NoHope