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THE METEOR
MAY 23, 1986
For the final issue of The. Meteor the Toolfn' Trio took a look into our cry~tal ball and en- visioned what the senior class
and departing faculty will be up to in ten years.
After serving 5 years for reckless driving and various other offenses, Joe Maxwell was spotted at Dusty Rhoad's train-
ing farm for young wrestlers. Maaann, he likes that!
Carter Andrews is running around naked in Alaska with Happy living in a split level,
custom-made Ralph Lauren tent. Jim Richardson owns and runs Putt-Putt© and raises pigs on
the side.
Chris Goodhart was found with his wrists slashed as a result of terminal acne - the en-
tire modeling world wept.
John Little coaches the 1996 VES Varsity Basketball squad,
teaches Econ, and shares an apartment with Bob Leake and the Quants.
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After failing out of Princeton, Owen Evans defected to Russia with Doug Rambean and taught
the pinko commies calculus. Englandbert Pollard was shot on stage during his standup
routine.
Rick Garrett owns a Pizza Hut
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with Jim Arnold and plays lead guitar for the Fat Boys.
Lance Stewart is back at V .E.S., coaching football and teaching rock climbing.
Mike Dehnert is still trying to figure out how anyone sleeps naked on a bare mattress with no
sheets.
Charger Holt is hangin' ten in
Maui-killer mon - and owns a clothing store for the small but cute man.
Gordon Whitwell was shot down while flying a cargo plane to South America.
After living with Godfrey for several years, Frank Andrews returned to VES to teach English and coach track.
Spinach W alker was last spot- ted in the Jolly Green Giant's valley.
Whit Kellam was last seen in the caddy, with Karl, following Garcia and the boys.
Andy Scales is selling Dinglebears in Middlesex Coun-
ty.
Calhoun McMeekin returned to take over Mac's position as leavemaster a.nd coordinates rides to Charlottesville.
Kirk Gilleland and Carl Laird have opened a clinic for constant talkers - Fred is their first pa- tient.
Aside from attending the Clinic, Chris Howell was drop- ped from the cast of 'Oh Calcutta'
for missing dress rehearsals. Banks Talley is still living hap-
pily ever after with Minnie Mouse in Sleepy Hollow.
Robert Savage is still con- gratulating himself on his perfect attendance and assign- ment completion record at VES.
Cameron Maxwell is an assis- tant biology teacher at VES.
Jeff Loth is working on the
1996 Jessie Jackson presidential campaign.
Thorp and Wyatt are still try- ing to hide the cans.
David Lane joined the Hell's Angels and was last seen riding west on his Kawasaki.
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Mike Lake is back at VES after spending time as a DJ in
Butte, Montana, a tour guide in the Luray Caverns, a doctor specializing in bat guava and a best-selling author on how to pick up women.
Rock Lee is manager and groundskeeper of the Kitty Hawk Flyers, a Detroit farm team, lectures on student attire
and is hopefully happy, healthy and wealthy.
College
John Anderson: East Carolina Tripp Anderson: UNC
Carter Andrews: Colorado State
Frank Andrews: UNC
Doug Beane: Campbell
Andrew Bond: NC State
David Bruce: Tennessee
Tripp Bunker: UNC - Charlotte Key Churchill: Guilford
John Coyle: Hampden-Sidney Wayles Dandridge: Emory & Henry
Mike Dehnert: Georgetown Andrew Elliott: Emory II Henry
John Ervin: Guilford ~wen Evan1: Princeton
Doural Fountain: E u t Carolina l'roy Furr: UNC
Rick Garrett: Hampden-Sidney
Rick Gayle: Duke Cecil Glll: 8anta Clara
Kirk Gilleland: Ohio Weal yan Wlll Glrllnr: Duke
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