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FEBRUARY 18, 1986
THE METEOR
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By Calhoun McMeekin, Kirk Gilleland and Christopher HoweU
Over the New Year, many of the students and several of our "beloved" faculty made resolu· tions for the year:
• The entire faculty - to start treating the senior class as
humans.
• Big Z - to let the rest o~the
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• Watkins -
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to dress for suc-
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• Uncle Phil Garmy - to
finally get a date with Daphne.
• Rev. Eade - to stop cursing
• Secor.d J ett - to listen to F. Holt.
finally
at erv1ce.
autilus and have a chapel
to get a new "do"
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• Bailey - to get Pippi Long- stockings some new ribbons for
her hair.
• Martin - to learn how to duck.
•Ainslie House - to quit redecorating the bathrooms.
• Special thanks is give n to Bob whose childis h and im - mature outburst on the Trw m spired them.
• Bleake -
md some real shoes.
to quit having two • The Admissions Office - to
in. chapel about an hour when they could
effectively get their message across in a minute or two. Do you
have any advice for them? Signed,
Bored in Langhorne
• mith - hour eminars.
usuallyduringstudyhallorafter ' 10 p.m., I think I see a figure out- side of my window lurking in the dark. Is there a scientific ex-
planation or am I insane? Signed,
Confused on Randolph De·u Confused,
What you see is not a ghost, it's a Benbary or even a Bailey.
These creatures claim to be tak- ing a stroll - a casual stroll - around Randolph at night only to accidentally view actions that might require demerits. As to
why they are being snoopy, I do not know the psychological inter- pretation. There is a psychiatry
clinic in our booming metropolis
of Lynchburg that treats dis-
orders of what we may call
"peeping toms" and I suggest that the lurkers go there. If you
ever get bored during study hall, look 'lUt the window and rount the faculty members behind th
bushes watching you. It could be fun.
Y oure,
Kermit
Do you hav11 a problt>m'l Slip
get some real girls for next year. • McLaughlin - to finally
adopt Bob.
• Big"B"Bob- todropoutof
the "I Love B.K. Fan Club."
to get a new calen- • Woody and Babes- to quit
• Brown - dar
Dear Bored,
I totally agree with you.
Repetition is boring and does not
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negates the importance of some- thing; therefore, I don't see the reason behind it. Mr. Lee is great at giving long announcements - an attribute some teachers need
, to acquire. My advice to those
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cumbersome teachers that can't give effective announcements is to make it short and to the point
instead of unneccesarily awar- ding us from taking our well- deserved break. For faculty who can't master the announcement, use Mr. Goodnow as an example - 1hort, sweet, to the point and even effective.
Mr. Bailey is adorned in the latest from Idaho.
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Y oure,
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Student Resolutions
eR iley - to stay off
Pendleton
• Mr."G"andhisRudeGirl-
to show mercy on the sr cond
Pendleton bathroom...really, I
ain't lying.
• W intersnooter - to stay
out of The Blood Red Trailer Park in Amherst.
• Biever - to quit being a lit- tle Andy Spencer Jr.
• Hallyburton - to sleep one whole night unmo_Iested.
•Dorkin Dave Lunkhead "Naw Naw" Thorp-to hold one in. •RossandBrad- togetMr.
Spencer to help pack for a trip.
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Dear Kermit Too many
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I live on first
teachers
give long speeches that take
Randolph and every now and then at night,
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