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THE METEOR
llay 21, 1117
-~y John Rambo
The 1987 World Issues Day will offer several new pro- grams next year. The cate-
gories will be nuclear testing, strategic combat maneuver-
ing, trench warfare, and life in America after a nuclear
war with the Soviet Union. Nuclear testing will be dem- onstrated on the lower foot- ball field. Representatives
from Bobcock & Wilcox will proctor the test to prevent fa- talities. Goggles will be pro- vided and ear plugs will be
necessary. The demonstration
will be given to educate the students of VES in case of a nuclear war in the near
future. Everyone should at- tend, it's going to be a blast.
Strategic combat maneuver- ing will be demonstrated on the varsity soccer field. There will be present the most high-
ly technological combat ma- chinery of the present day. Spectators can ride in the new nuclear powered tanks, shoot the highly sophisticated M-
60's and view films of snipers killing death row inmates. It should be an experience every-
one should take part in. Trench warfare will take
place in the lowlands directly behind Ainslie and Wyatt. Top anny soldiers led by the World Issues Day coordinator
Sargeant Da•rid Frackleton
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screaming at each other, when another of the Horse-
men struck Gar rney from behind. Then out of nowhere "The Wonderful" showed up.
He got one off of Garmey but was then triple teamed. The Horsemen had Mundy down
in the figure-four, while Gar- mey was hurt really bad. Then their last hope showed up - Luscious Laura - Gray.
She took a bat straight to the Horsemen and scared them away.
After this distratrous night at the Civic Center Garmey and "The Wonderful" have decided to team up and go after the Horsemen and then
the World Title. Manager Luscious Laura Gray prom-
ises plenty of action and guar- antees an overwhelming vic-
tory.
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In addition to the awards giving at graduation, we would like to present the following prizes to various members ofthe senior cla•1:
The Rip V an Winkle A ward for excessive slet>ping durinr waking hours- Richard Barnes.
The Spuds McKenzie Award for biggest 110eial butterfly • Winn Maddrey.
The Leonard E. Slack Award for unparalltolt>d romplarency whilt'mnintaining a decent GP A -Jo. h
The Sealy Posturpedic Award for th btgge t and consistt>nt "bed ht'nd'- Phillip , Ril-hard
The Grawfully Deadi at.o.d Award for laVl h d dt ti n
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Wrestling fans it's true! B.K. "The Wonderful" Mundy will be teaming up with Garmey's
Army, which is no other than Phil Garmey himself and his manager - Luscious Laura
Gray. They will be going up against the Rock-n-Roll Ex- press, the World Tag Team Champions in June in the famous "square circle" - Mad-
ison Square Garden in New York.
How did these two hook up? Phil Gauney was at the Civic Center in Lynchburg, Va. watching the 4-Horsemen do
nothing but destruction. One of the Horsemen, Tully Blan- chard, started mouthing off to the spectators. The Horseman
got right in Gar mey's face.
Sgt. Frackleton - Organizer
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will demonstrate live trench warfare on captured and con-
victed Soviet spies. The sol- diers will be dressed in their original unifm ms fully cov- ered with facial camouflage.
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