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Joseph Hardwick Caldwell
Louis Penn Clarke
Fing Crazed... Ran Clan... Ninjas to Ainslie... Whitney... Big Slam Dawg... Flower Boy... Granola Oiler... French kiss... Mary Bruce... Sokey come here... Boomin... Fan-Man... naked.. Saddle up cowboy.. .
"Hardwick you mind runnin down to the store and pickin me up a barbecue sandwhich".- Sheila
"What ya trying to hide little Hacker".-Officer Wade-
"Tell Rashin there ain't no toilet paper in the bathroom".Krystal employee-
"Twas noontide of summer,
And mid-time of night;
And stars, in their orbits,
Shone pale, thro' the light"-Edgar Allan Poe Paps- "You da babe you da boy''.
Can you believe I'm writing this?
To my mom and dad !Jove you both and thanks for putting up with me, though it might have taken me a couple times to get through high school, l still did. To ya'll girls back home- Lizzy, Emory, Jessica, Kaylin, Robin, and little miss Alice- it's been crazy. To my brothers on the Mountain Kip- thanks big shlam, Jack- thanks for Jetting me blame it on ya, Chops- you got em' Will, Jimbo- how bout them Jawdog, Taylor- I knew you didn't like ninja turtles, Edward, Pa~ Prue~ Bijiy, Theo, and the infamous Wilch the boy that was there at all times for me- if it weren't for you l wouldn't have burnt down my backyard. How bout them good times at da house, I guess since im outa highschool we gonna have to step it up a notch, what ya think pap? Blue Springs- Shouldn't uh gone muddin that night Coach Bright- You baby, you're the man, thanks for always being right there Coach Mag- Keep truckin and to my fallen soldiers on the way Wilson, Jungle Boy, Framp ya'll keep on... TO my boys Jake da Snake- the Chinese trap, Thomas- 2 in a night bull ... Sunshine- Tostitos can you say it, Mikey, Bird, Willboy, Baxter, Bdub, Forres~ H, Rath, Too Hotty, Bruce, Mitch, 2-pac wheres my can, Marcos, Hunt, Carleta- Eastern Turkey's boy... Now for this I'd need a whole page to talk abou~ but thete was one girl that could do it for me and that was you Mary Ashton, l thank you for all you've done and l hope in the years to come we will meet again and hear those pepers one more time, Almost forgot my three sisters Char- thanks for them naked kegers at the house, Betsy- thanks for goin fishin with me and Kate- how bout them nights of just showin up, Jove ya all Then to the ole boys Dave, Pat, Ken~ Anylan, Seth, and Fox hope ya'll still alive... To the girls all over Addie, Mimi-Carolina won NCAA not ACC girl, Mary Ellen, Delia, Mora, SW, TM, JL, FFW, Fran Man, Elizabeth and to the rest of you shnaz for girls out there sorry you didn't make the cut. And to all my boys going to State, I'll see ya'll at Carolina.
St. John... Balls... Susannah... Penny... Bloody head... "Use your re- sources"... Family... Nicest guy ever!
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."-Kennedy "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right
sometimes."-Churchill
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy looking for it."-Thoreau "If you can't convince them, confuse therri.-Truman
"In my mind I'm gone to Carolina."-Taylor
"Pollard! What the F...are you doing here!"-Hopkins
Mom, thank you for always being there for me, for helping me, and for unconditionallylovingme. Dad,thankyouforsupportingme,for urgingmeon,andformakingmeworkharder. Henry,thankyoufor paving the way which made my four years much easier than yours, for giving me advice, and for being my best friend. Mr. Ross, you've been a wonderful advisor and coach, but also a friend. Mr. McCormick, thanks forkeepingmelaughingthroughtheyears. Hopkins,baby,thanksfor teaching and entertaining like no other; your class-or should I say circus· was my favorite. Mr. Hight and Mr. Huffman, thank you for being the two nicest and kindest men at VES. Mr. Hincker, I enjoyed the time in class, in practice, and "in the south." Mrs. Crowther, thanks for teaching me how to power walk; maybe I should have done a better job teaching youhowtokayak. BigR,thanksformakingtheeightseasonsofcross country and track enjoyable. Thanks also to Meador, Smith, Farmer, the Gambles, the Andersons, Bright, and Koudelka. Stuart, Morgan and the guys-BB, SB, WB, HC,JC, AF, CG, HH, EJ, AK,]P, MP, MR, WR, RR, MS, AS, EBW, FW-its been fun. Thanks to the girls-SB, TB, AC, SO, HV, FW, LS. And to those who still have one more year-MA, MB, MW, MMR, WW, NA, GN, CP-hang in there. Congrats and good luck to the class of '05.
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