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··_\I i:-.tct· ha$ rotten nwmtct·~, ha~n·t he~··
..Ou ihc cuutrary, I hare ahra:·~ fuuud him to be a pcl'icct
gcnrleman.''
"'Uh. \rcll, yn11 may he rigltt. I ha,·e seen him only with
hi,; mnt fantily:'
··s,, this is Lake _\iic:ltigan ("
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.._\nd is Lake 1Iichignn the finest of the lake:;~"
"'I \\'utddn"t say tl;at, mnm," responded t1tc captain, '·the
next we cmcr is Superior.''
Kind Old T.ady: "I expect ;·ou haYe had a lot of trials, my poor man."
Trnmp: "Yes, hut onl;· two conYiction~, lad~··" Tonrist: '·To what do YOU attrilmtc yonr O'rcat age?"
•.c" Oltle-;t Inhabitant: "I can't sny yet, sir. There's sc,·eral
o· them patent-medicine C011Ccrns a-di1·kerin' with me."
"::\() man ''ants to be roo hard. fJll his (·hildrc11's follies." ~··Then, sir, if ~·our daughter manit•s me will you mnkc
some illlowancc for her('
''I sec yc ha,·c a new hired mier than the other one did, th~nk ,vc!"' a trifle gt·imly rcpliecl bonest Farmer JTombeak.
S u r g e o n ( b e f o r e o p e r a t i r m ) : "\Yorrying~ T u t , \\'ln·, it won't amonnt ro allYtLinn·.''
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The Tightwad (wi th a sigh of relief) : ·'Thank doctnr. 1 kne"· ;·ou"d be tC<1;;onahlc.''
" 1 sec they arc tryintr to limit debate in the Senate."
11Yes, J.1tst as the "·omen ~h0,,. si!!11S of brcnkin0o- i11•" ~