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Bessie (after thinking:): ·•lf nnb11dy soiled thing:>, :Jlother, the poor washerwomen might statTe to death."
'·There's nothin~ sadder than \rnsted tnlents.''
"Y ou're ri:2;ht !'~exclaimed .Fanner Comtossel. ''T hink of "·hat these.miserable cnt:wonns could accomplish if they'd orp:antze as lawn mowers.''
A young couple, speeding along the country high"·a~·, were stop1;cd b;· the jm;tice of the peace. "Ten and costs fur reckless dri,·in~,'' announced rho justice.
'·Listen. judge,'' said the young ma11. '·we ,,·ere on our wny to ha1·e you marry us."
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