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C. F. Krxxn~n, Editor
··I"d kiss yon if l had a reasonable excuse."
"The family in the flat aho,·e i.:; n:uued ::'llistlcioc,"' c:oyl~· responded the girl.
Citizen: "Cnlcss I am mistaken, vou are the l)artv I o·nre • "t"
ten cents to yesterday."
Beggar: "I am, sir. Did you think ten cents ''ould make
a new man of me?"
··Semper Fidelis," annouueed the hobo. "Dat's me.
·'.'ic Se111per," chirped tLe heud of the hn11sc, anJ rhe bulldtlg: proll1ptly re~pondcd.
'·Pop, what arc the Rilcnt watches of the ni!!:ht ?"
··They arc the one:; \rhich their owner;; for!!;t to wind, m;• son.·'
'·\Yhat an extraonlinarily long ])ill that bird ha s !" ''1In:>t be dcali11g \Yith the same place that I do."
"1on"ll han~ to \\·ork or fi~ht, Hastus."
··De,· ean't touch me, sah. I's de mnungcr oh a lanndr;... ''\\"hat's the name of your laundry?''
··)fartha."
"She helo1~~s to ouc of the First 'Families of Yirc.inia." "\"h~·. she's an Indian Squaw." ' '·\Yell~"