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Billie Gills says that :Mr. Gannaway takes exercise eYery morning for a half an hour, by touching his toes with his fingers. But Billie says that he only has time to do it twice.
Darst: "Charlie, what makes yon so good looking?" Charlie \Vilson (blushing): "I was just born that way."
Billy: "!.fatty stuck me this morning and I wasn't even
in his class."
Thaddeuil: "Egad, sir, most peculiarI"
Billy: "Yes, but to tell the truth, he stuck me for being
absent."
Nickapoo (exhibiting a picture) : "That is my brother-in-
law."
Jobnston: "Brother-in-law! I didn't know you were mar-
l·ied. "
Sayings of famous men:
"It reads just like a novel."
"Er-aw-let's have a little quiet, please."
"Right or write! ! !"
"It's a peculiarity of the language. I can't exactly tell you
why it is so, but it i-s so."
"The themes for this week were distinctly sloppy."
"I don't give a hang WHAT 1IR. TUCKER DID!" "When I was at GROTON--"
"Now, I don't k11ow bow 1Ir. Pendleton bas been doing,
but--"
"Please write on theme paper and in ink." "There is no need of any remarks."
We would suggest that Gawnaway would be a more appro- priate pronunciation for Gannaway. 1fembers of his 1Iath. classes and R.-11. W. C. damsels should appreciate this.
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