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On the first morning of school a new boy came up to Scotty Wilson and said, "When does the bell for washing ring?"
Now Boy: "Is it truethat i£ you average 85o/o you will get an extra day, and_two days i£ you get 'bOo/o ?"
Buckner: "Sure, and if you get 100% you don't have to come back at all."
1fr. Jian·is: "Payne, 'valitndo' means 'health.' What would a 'valitudinarian' be?"
Payne: "A health officerI"
Williams: "You know, they have a fine zoo up home in Pittsburgh."
Goldsmith: "Don't the animals live in cages at the zoo?" Williams: "Ycs, why?"
Goldsmith: "I was wondering how you got out."
111-. llarris: "Shcild, do you tako English?"
Gunn: "He was exposed, Mr. llarris, but it didn't take."