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Stammcri11g Sergeant: "D-d-d-does anyone know where I p-p-put my p-p-putees ~"
Buck Prh·ate (in next 1'00111): "Thank goodness, they've got the clam Ford started at last !"-Ex.
(P1·etly young lady on ente1'ing a music store}: "Have you, 'Kissed )Ie in the :Moonlight'?"
(Bashful young man behind the cotmter}: "Xo, ma'm, it must ha'c been the ~·onng man at the other counter; I'Ye only been here a week."-Ex.
Shipp: "Darst, if yon had two ounces o£ sense, what would you do~"
Darst (gene1·ously): '·I'd gi,·e them to yon, of course." ~[r. Gwathmcy: ':Billy. what shall I preach about to-
night?"
Billy Duke: "Oh, about fiye minutes."