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:Mr. Gwathmey (praying in chapel): "Oh, Lord, give us
power to execute Justice."
Little Boy: "l\[aw, there is a man 11pstairs kissing the
nurse!"
Mother: "Why, I'll :fire her l'ight away."
Little Boy: "April fool; it's only pa."
A negro was carrying a can of T. N. T., when a man met him and asked what T. N. T. meant.
"I don't know what it means unless it explodes and 'n it means 'Travel, Nigger, Travel!'"
:Mr. Beach: "No, Speed, you didn't pass your exam. You made-let's see-about G57o-I'll correct your paper tomorrow ."
Mr. Beach: "Gee, my neck's awful1·ed." Mr. Crockett: "Oh, sunshine."
l\Ir. Beach: :Mr. Crockett: Mr. Beach:
"Ycs; my nose and face arc red also." "More sunshine."
"Naw, moonshine."
T H E :METEOR
Old :Mrs. Bossett wcut to the closet To get poor Tessie a dress:
But when she got there, the closet was bare, And so was poor Tessie, J guess!
TilE GA:MULER'S LOVE CROON
"Dear, if I could haYe held a hand like this years ago, who knows but what I might have had a full house now 1"
"It's not too late to draw," she said. "One pair is a pretty good start."-Ex.