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Trm :METEOR 99 Absent-minded professor, looking into a hair brush for a
mirror: "l\Iy, but l need a shave."-Ex.
Iodng :Mother: "I don't think anyone should punish a child on a full stomach, do you, doctor?"
Doctor: "No, ma'm; ~'d turn Lim over ."'-Ex.
"All(] when I kissed her, I smelled tobacco on her lips." "You object to kissing a woman who smokes?"
'·Ko, but she doesn't smoke."-Ex.
She met him in a darkened room; Said he, "I've brought some roses."
She answered with irrelevance:
"Oh, dear! llow cold your nose is."-Ex.
Smith, W. W.: Smith, C. W.: Smith, W. "'\V.: Smith, C. W.:
"I had a funny dream last night." "What did you dream about?"
"I dreamed about myself."
"Oh, slushI That was a nightmare."
Humphries: "Crane, you're fat as a pig." Crane: "I'm no vaulting pole, though."
When a fellow went to see his girl twenty years ago he turned off the gas; now he steps on it.
Habel (to ],[?·. Crocl..·ett): "Is purgatory a sort of lower heaven?"
Banks (b1·eaking in as usual): "Naw; it's a sort of l1igher hell."
EYe corrupted Adam with it;
William Tell set a world record with it;
The small boy 1·iskcd a whipping for it;
The American people extracted the juice of it; Congress took the joy out of it-The Apple.