Page 28 - 1946 VES Meteor

~ETEORITES
Through the Telescope
By the Old Astrologer
The Astrologers of this year are going on to broader fields of astron- omy. We hope that next year's As- trologer will come up to the high grade of bull that we have tried to ochieve this year. But as to the ob- servations of last month's research:
Someone asked Tom Allen t h e other doy about his opinions os to who will be Head Counselor next year. We were told that he put on his best IES grin and said, "Oh, I guess it'll be between Braxton and me.·: He also allowed as how his form was pretty good.
V. E. S. will lose two of the biggest Frauds, Schemers, and Sheckel- shieks that have been here in a long time when Perry and V anNoppen close up the Enterprises, Inc.
Ballou originally wa s going down to Carolina, but decided to come back to V. E. S. since Chapel Hill is such o dull, uninteresting place.
As we look down from our ob- servatory we see new standards of bull being set. There's Lew Flemer and Bill Mesick airing their opinions
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o f l i f e i n t h e E. T . something to hear.
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Perry, Aldred.
Characters
ALDRED (Jew-Boy)-Offering his ham to Cookie Friday night at the senior banquet.
ARMISTEAD (C. S.)-Chummy with the headmaster and the senior mas- ter despite E-EMMENSE number of demerits received daily from each.
BALLOU (Duckfoot)-Hitting the filthy weed again-as if he had been keeping track pledge!
BETTY (Eggy)-Going into exile ofter the track team's stunning victory over the baseball team.
BRADSHER (Dobbin)-Hitching his mule to one of the columns during the banquet.
(Knify)- S tuffing
s i l v e r w a r e a t t h e b a n q u ·e t ,
tvlESICK (Sarge)-Wishing he could swap more cigarettes for more pic- tures.
PERRY (Stoop)-lnsisting that he sit by Blobo at the banquet.
RIANHARD (Bookie)-Laying every- thing on Knockdown t o win t h e Charleston stakes.
SCOTT (Biobo)-"No, no, Not by Stoop!"
SENEFF (Always-on-Time) - Three seconds early for the banquet. Record?
SHANNONHOUSE (Fiush)-Shining for his Daddy J. D. in Eng. VI.
STIEGLITZ (Old Foui)-Swearing that he can catch the ball just as easily in his mouth.
TREVATHAN (Bwak-W ah)-Sorry now that he did not go out for track, the sport of kings.
VAN NOPPEN (Mope)- " No! I got here first! Everyone can't sit by Blobo!"
Pre- pore for a new low in wit and
Notice to Hamilton humor-Gundry arrives next year.
his pockets finding it much superior to that
We hear r.umors about a new epi- demic of measles at Sweet Briar. And what's this disease Hyre is re- covering from?
Well, this is the last time most of us will be seeing Stiegoleto's name in The Meteor. For o lengthy re- sume of his activities during the year, look at his articles in The Meteor.
Wot! No more stardust?
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for his ceegar.
GUNDRY (Phloap Haid)-Giving his Gosh-that's-corny joke crown up to Massie at the banquet.
MASS IE (Mad Scientist)- Making huge gains with the waitresses at the banquet.
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