Page 64 - 1948 VES Meteor

Astronomical Calendar
Through The Telescope ~
By the Old Astrologer
When the old astrologer took his fin.1l look of the spring at the moon, he reulized that r.1any other eyes were c1bo focused on that romantical planet. Since the time is finals, the moon fcatt..res in quite a few occupa- tions. Moonshine, or mountain dew, as it is locnlly known, is an important feature. Mr~ny formulas exist, but the o1d man recommends straight rub-
bing alcohol cut with a 90j'r solution of turpentine.
A few of the 9entlemen of leisure have compiled a map of the local "lovers lanes." They also have a complete list of eligible chaperons flnd also of bachelors. This is sup- ' oc.ed to give Cupid il great help. (It is rumored that one of the Akers boys, notc::J for his Scotch blood, is the lender of the association). Any boys having trouble with girls will pleMe notify the old astro1oger. He