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Last Will and Testament
Albers leaves his nicknome to Lynn.
Barlow, J. leaves his yellow tie to the dry cleaners.
Battle, T. leaves his good looks to the Josem.
Benson leaves his golden horn to Barrett (God help it!)
Bradley leaves the I00-yard dash with a whoop of joy.
Brooks leaves his love of Jo-Jo to Ruffin.
Corrington, R. leaves his presi- dency in the Royal Order of the Golden Gig to Winston.
Crute leoves his good gome to G. T. Smith.
Duke leaves his empties to Walt ond his machine to McRee.
Gathright leaves his Trig Imps to the Guru.
Johnson takes everything. McMullan leaves bitter memories
of defeat to the Robbi.
Marvin leaves o mile of cinders to
Creosey.
Pitt leaves his comploints to the
Chamber of Commerce.
Quainton leaves a shattered track
pledge to any sucker with a roll of Scotch tape.
W arner leaves the Barbells a broken heart.
White leaves a bent javilin to Muse .
Whitaker leaves his love for Has- sard.
W ood leoves his voice to Braxton.
Woodward leaves Short Dorm to the Hotelling gang.
Thinking like this, he guesses he'll give the place one more peek, and try to see what the lads are planning after the big day. Lessee - Don Juan's thinking along lines of his heaven, a tobacco warehouse. Then, Shan Shirley plans to go after the ownership of Joa's Bar and Grill, and build himself up from there. Pero is gonna make a few of those pointed objects-calls 'em figs, or jigs, or something like that. Stoughton, bet- ter known as the Big Politico, is gon- no try to get in good with the Duke machine, which, incidentolly, is plan- ning to take over Kansas City after its members get their paroles.
Our Boy Dickie plans to manufac- ture Indian Chiefs from student nurses. Don't ask him how-we hear it's a family secret. Shull's gonna open an A. B. C. store ond mebbe close it the some day . Lerd's pla n- ning after the Power's Model Agen- cy, putting all the Petersburg queens in the limelight. So which will it be? What can the Old Boy do? Well, whatever it is, here's wishes for a Merry fourth o' July for everybody! Goo' bye, and I'll see ya when!
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By the Old Astronomer
The Old Astronomer sits on a trunk
with his feet propped up on a pile of empty beer cases. He's composing his own valedictory. After many months of thinking, he's finally come to the conclusion that it's time to move on. The old tower os isn't get- ting ony younger, and he feels the need of a new 'scope. The old one hos been too reliable lately. In a nutshell, the joint's getting stale, so he decides to give t he shove-off. And since his friends in the Classy Class are also soon to be off, he may as well go with them.
Now who'll he go with? There's that lovable proboscis, none other than the "Nose," who's thinking of giving Kansos a whirl this summer. Then he's toking leave to California . .. mebbe he could hitch a ~ide with Johnson. Always did want to see the West. 'Course, if he's got a hanker- ing to go to the beach, oil he'll have to do is pile into any cor, and he'll wind up at one sooner or later. 'Nether place he might enjoy himself is to find out where Stanley broke his glasses, and take the hint. Now, the old boy ain't got no glasses, but it isn't a necessity.
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Shirley leaves his broin Biology Lab.
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Shull leaves his home at V. E. S. to
Rogers.
Smith, Lloyd leoves his loaded deck
of cards to anybody who can handle it.
Smith, Stan leaves his deepest sympothies to the next H. C.
Spiller leaves his Bull 0' the Wood to Barrett.
Stoughton leaves his gift of gab to Roe .
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